Notices by Patrick (patrickoftheg@mastodon.social)

I hate being sick. I am whiny at the best of times, sickness just brings out the worst of it. I feel like God failed at His service level if I get sick.

"Patrick, you probably have the flu or something. It'll suck. But it's probably not going to tear you down. Probably. Do you know how many people smallpox killed?"

Do you know how lowIy think of God and His service level? I do not believe in a God of Love, I fear a God of Terror.

"Patrick, there will be reprisals, good people will be hurt, how dare you delight in this suffering as if it were for your entertainment."

Who are you kidding? I haven't forgiven Americans for Iraq, which statistically you were for if you were alive back then. Not by a little, either. Good. Suffer. The suffering of others didn't matter to you back then. Shit, I haven't forgiven Americans for the Marine Invasion of Haiti.

Cheney and Kissinger died of old age, not a Luigi among you. Go to Hell.

As a non-American and downright unAmerican, I am mostly just looking forward to the reaction from the White House. All of the warnings failed. All of the recommendations went unheeded. A majority of people did not care what the president thought in a really undeniable way.

It will be amazing.

@FlashMobOfOne I'm decently middle-aged and my elderly parents really do not understand why I have so much despair about the future. That they mock the youth for even believing in climate change, and their number one voting priority is legitimately who is the candidate most likely to bring back prayer to public schools in Canada, it is certain that they don't realize that the irreversible damage done by their generation is why I have no hope for the future.

Would you like some austerity with your.. uh, removal of the luxury tax on yachts and airplanes?

Carney kisses so good.

https://globalnews.ca/news/11510831/budget-2025-cuts-luxury-tax-emissions-cap/

Americans, especially Democrats, no shit deserve Trump for running someone who would say this about Cheney.

"I am saddened to learn of the passing of former Vice President Dick Cheney.

Vice President Cheney was a devoted public servant, from the halls of Congress to many positions of leadership in multiple presidential administrations."
~Kamala Harris

I do not care how sad you are for your friend, you do not treat a war criminal, who killed *millions of people* from the effects of what he knowingly and willingly did, with dignity or respect.

The cowardly way would be to be silent and you could do that.

I guess we should be happy Carney didn't go all in on NFTs and the blockchain?

November is a good month for dead war criminals, recently. This year Cheney, last year Kissinger? Yum. Stake their corpses through their hearts and pump them full of cess. Death to monsters everywhere.

PS - Ostracize anyone who didn't disown them while they stalked the Earth.

@FlashMobOfOne @mast0d0nphan I sadly live in a world where I am on duty 24/7 and cannot abandon my phone at all. At least without damaging my career prospects.

Envy.

It was always a great idea to let the companies track you in the name of marketing, and then sell your data to the government.

I remember when the army was buying prayer application data to track Muslims a decade ago.

Now we're all tracked when the correct response was to make legal the hanging of everyone who proposed tracking us via our phones.

https://www.404media.co/ice-to-buy-tool-that-tracks-locations-of-hundreds-of-millions-of-phones-every-day/

I don't know why I need to sacrifice good things to buy into the Golden Dome or waste more money on the lunacy of our military? Or does he just mean the sacrifice of the elderly we do to heat waves to keep Danielle Smith in money?

I'm willing to blood sacrifice any politician who does though right on Parliament Hill.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/carney-polievre-budget-sacrifice-analysis-9.6962155

A vulgar conservative monster running ads featuring a demented conservative monster to contradict a vulgar and demented conservative monster, getting a banal conservative monster in trouble?

Not the win anyone thinks this is.

The conservative monsters in order of appearance: 1. Ford 2. Reagan 3. Trump 4. Carney

I don't understand why people threaten or warn that they're going to go block someone. Just do it? Is it a kind of self-importance where you think your lack of contact would be a great loss? Just a kind of politeness that has become a ritual divorced from its original purpose?

Remember, children, every charitable act you do spits in the face of the God who should have done it for us. Imagine having to fix the absentee landlord's building for Him?

I really hope the rumours about private equity taking over a bunch of US military assets is true. Please God make it true. America's military hasn't been a good in this world in more than 50 years, and anything that pulls it apart has to be thought of as a boon to humanity.

Also, since biggest source of C02 emissions anywhere. It's killing us.

@FlashMobOfOne It hits a little differently when you have an actual king, doesn't it?

Hey, idiot Canadians, could we not just call it a No King's Protest and simply dump our whole monarchy into the sea, preferably chained to something heavy? We have literal kings here to depose, thank you very much.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/no-kings-no-tyrants-pro-democracy-protest-held-in-montreal-9.6944063

RE: https://mastodon.social/@AnnaAnthro/115384117355489810

I have fond memories of lunch and dinner at Place Desjardins in Montreal, watching, for my entertainment, ancient Asian folk get into heated arguments and the occasional bit of physical violence over their board games.

It was a regular thing. It was glorious. I hope to be as spry and belligerent when I am that old.

Yeah.