Notices by Patrick (patrickoftheg@mastodon.social)

ICARUS FIGHTS MEDUSA ANGELS

Anyone remember how hard it was to input codes in this game? I do not forget.

@FlashMobOfOne It's awful. There's this tube where they just dump all the food someone would normally eat for a week and be like, THIS IS YOUR BREAKFAST DO YOU THINK THAT'S ENOUGH TO LIVE YOU IDIOT.

Then some doctors will come out and shame everyone.

If you're looking for garbage tier, it's a beauty.

@FlashMobOfOne Okay, if you want trash TV, we can go trashier.

There's a UK show where they take a really fat person and a really skinny person and just swap their meals and things. Supersize vs Superskinny

@FlashMobOfOne You can do better than watching this yourself, Flash Mob of One. You have an internet with infinite content sitting right there, anything you could ever want.

Here, try https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/ and you can watch Japan's public broadcaster in English. Surely there's something on... better for you and the world than Married at First Sight.

I blame the Democrats for being so lame that just enough people stayed at home and let what happened happen. Same thing in Canada, with Trudeau almost single-handedly giving our nightmare conservatives an insane majority.

The failure of our lesser evils is just as responsible for what happens as the success of greater evils.

Those lessers? They knew it and they didn't care.

The characteristics they use for deporting "gang members" feels awfully like the characteristics for drone strikes back in the Obama days.

God is the ultimate Shitpiece in it, if you think the Bible is true.

Up until this point, humans live for hundreds and hundreds of years on the regular. Except God gets pissed off and arbitrarily declares nobody gets to live past 120, eat shit and die hummies. And that's why you get to watch your parents and grandparents die so young. Imagine that? Thanks God.

For those who aren't in the know, there were bunches of Gnostic Christians who thought the God of the Old Testament was a different God from that of the New Testament, and also actually an Evil God.

I get that.

It makes more sense than how most people understand it these days. Ever read Noah's Ark? I know you know the story, but did you ever read the version that isn't sanitized for kids at Sunday School or a religious television show?

@GrimmReality A university that is upset students are angry at the way it materially profits from an ethnic cleansing? It probably doesn't care about those students and would let them die too gladly for milk money.

I stalked my brother-in-law's Steam profile to judge him by the games he most played, and realized that other losers might be doing the same to me.

In order of most hours...

Warhammer: Total War Franchise with 1500 hours+ combined
and then a far far second place, like US military spending compared to others:
Elden Ring
Assassin's Creed Odyssey
X-Com: UFO Defense
X-Com: Enemy Unknown
Final Fantasy XV
Skyrim
Battlebit: Remastered
Battle Brothers
Battletech
Darkest Dungeon
Hades
Stardew Valley

@tk It seems like there is an endless human capacity to take a feature that could be used for good, and just make it so rotten everyone wants it to go away forever.

@FlashMobOfOne I think I can go weeks and weeks and weeks without doing anything at all, and not meeting up with any friends to do anything. I love having nothing planned to do. I love not having to go do things. I love not having to pay maintenance tax, for lack of a better word?

I also like having friends.

And my natural temperament and desire is not the way to keep friends.

I like having friends just a little less than I like not having obligations. If this is intelligent design, wow, it's shoddy work.

If the right wing believed in vaccines they could inoculate themselves against the woke mind virus.

@FlashMobOfOne A drug addict who can justify their addiction, you say? Umhum.

There are two stages in a man's life, it seems.

Stage 1: Choosing to care too much and read up on either the Napoleonic Wars or the United States Civil War.

Stage 2: Getting into genealogy in a more than casual way.

The thing about Mark Carney is that more centre-right economics is just going to make things deliberately worse for you and me, on purpose. And it'll lead to something Trumpier still for the next round.

Which is the plan.

The point is to implement mask bans and return to office mandates because we are powerless idiots who have no choice but to die on the terms of the bad guys. Bad guys who probably fund all the major political parties in your area.

If you're the type of person who has hope about climate change or anything else, I don't know how you get through your days.

The SAVE Act is so ghoulish that women should consider saving up for firearms and voting from the rooftops.

Watching Americans do peaceful protests today really puts me in mind of what happened back in 2003 because of the largest protests ever in this world.

Bet it feels like you're doing something real, though.