aww yiss it's #Seungmin's Chrome Hearts crossball necklace making its first appearance
Place your bets now on how long it's going to take me to watch this half-hour episode of #skzCode, because you know I'm going to be pausing every 30 seconds to take screenshots and squee about them.
😀 I feel better! Still coughing a bit, but I was able to do a full day of work and I even have some energy left at the end of the day.
🤖 My robot vacuum tootling around and making my home a bit more allergy-friendly.
🧶 My work Secret Santa recipient has a beanie on their wishlist, so I get to make them a handknitted beanie out of good quality wool, instead of buying them a cheap polyester blend beanie. (They'll guess it's from me, because everyone at work knows that I knit. But that's okay, our work Secret Santa is the least secret version that I've ever encountered. They drag out the fun by spending half the afternoon trying to guess who gave what to whom.)
Important additional info from a further viewing when I can drag my eyes away from Minho, Seungmin and Han:
- The other members appear not to react to what's going on - Except: Changbin has his arm around I.N, is moved to put his other arm around him too, and push him back on the bed - But Innie's not into it and immediately springs up again - Hyunjin's looking back and forth, trying to pay attention to the conversation and being distracted by the spanks - But Hyunjin is the designated person-with-pillow-on-lap during this livestream, so perhaps he's already feeling easily distractible - Actually he's caressing his pillow a bit, oh hello Hyunjin are you having feelings about something? - Felix and Bang Chan aren't looking at Minho & Seungmin at all, so it's less surprising that they're not reacting - But when the spanking starts, it's not quiet, and Seungmin gets noisy as per usual - Felix and Bang Chan show zero response to the spanking noises - Makes me think it's just the normal background noise of their lives
✂️ Some of #LeeKnow's finest #minhandling occurs in this stream. #Seungmin gets dragged over Lee Know's lap and nicely spanked.
This clip is a significant motivator for my mission of watching every fucking livestream from 2017. I saw it uncredited in a compilation months ago, and I needed to know the context.
Of course, there is no context.
Seungmin did the thing he does where he's a tiny vulnerable prey animal (despite being the second-tallest skz member), and shoots little glances at whomever he's hoping might prey on him, before lying back on the bed ever so casually.
Lee Know immediately takes the bait, like he's been waiting for it. Wrangles Seungmin over his lap like he weighs nothing, gets a firm grip and continues the general conversation with the rest of skz.
Seungmin does a bit of ineffectual flailing to keep up the pretense, but he's mostly just floppy and relaxed. When Seungmin seems to be attempting to rejoin the general conversation, Lee Know gets a little more comfortable and delivers 10 quick spanks.
Then he readjusts Seungmin over his knee, again like Seungmin weighs nothing.
I'm dying of heart-eyes.
It seemed like Lee Know was going to keep Seungmin over his lap for the entirety of the livestream, and Seungmin was happy to stay there.
But then Han decides to get one really hard spank in, and Seungmin immediately nopes out. Lee Know gives Han a Look, but the resolution is as crappy as it always is in these hotel room livestreams, and the facial expressions are hard to read.
I also like how Seungmin takes a moment to readjust himself after his spanking, sits on the bed next to Lee Know and puts his arm around him, then reaches out to briefly touch Hannie's knee. Like he's expressing *thanks guys that was good*.
✂️ Han and Lee Know are looking for an empty practice room but find Hyunjin livestreaming instead.
It's after midnight, and the rest of skz are most likely at home sleeping, but Hyunjin has decided to do his first solo livestream instead.
The door of his practice room opens a little, then closes again.
Hyunjin recognises Han through the window, bounces over and eagerly invites Han inside.
Han comes in but seems uncomfortable and keeps his distance from Hyunjin at first.
Lee Know eventually comes in too but crouches weirdly on the floor.
They don't stay long, their postures are weird the whole time. And um. They're being careful to keep their crotches hidden.
I think this is hilariously awkward if you assume that: - Lee Know & Han are already in a relationship - Hyunjin's not aware of it, or only distantly aware of it - Lee Know & Han came to JYP after midnight looking for somewhere private to fuck - Because the dorm is full of skz members and none of them has a private room at this point - They would have happily snuck away and found another room - If only bouncy cheerful Hyunjin hadn't noticed them and dragged them in to say hello on his livestream
Of course this is all wild fictional speculation and not based in reality at all.