Notices by Emily Velasco (mle_online@social.afront.org), page 2

I fixed it with a bent piece of paperclip

Look at this cat

@botvolution soon we'll all be locked out of the internet by AI that has imagined a reality that differs from our own, and it will be a good thing for us all

I don't care how much safer and secure they make my computer. If software updates reset my settings every time they run, I'm going to disable software updates.

I think my last-minute Halloween costume came out pretty good

@ianrosewrites That sucks! The owner sounds like a bastard who just wants to get paid

The mini pirate TV transmitter is almost done

The local elementary school is playing the Cops theme song over the PA system for some reason. It's echoing across the neighborhood

Oh, it's because they invited their special friends from the police department for a presentation

The kids are getting a lesson that Drugs Are Bad and Police are protecting kids from drugs

@botvolution No, no, this is a variety of persons who board at different stops along the route

Every day that I ride a bus route, let's call it the 158, someone boards and asks if it's the 85. The driver invariable tells them no, and then they ask if it's the 159, to which the driver again responds in the negative.

"Does this go to Arcadia?" the person will then ask. "No, this goes to Pasadena," the driver replies.

"Oh, ok, can I get off then?" the person asks.

Perhaps the buses need to be labeled more clearly

Ceramics!

#ceramics

All right, Excel experts. I need some help.

Is there an easy, automated way to copy only the data appearing in the rows where column B is some variation of" XX Total"?

Internet tutorials have been zero help so far

@botvolution I do not not know about her!

This robot is going to dance this weekend

The arts people where I work are hosting a performance of a Taiwanese dance troupe with an industrial robot programmed with choreography. I did a lot of media outreach to garner interest in the event.

No one really expressed much interest, but all my hustling paid off. We got two TV stations and four Chinese language outlets to show up for the preview performance today.

Ceramics!

@botvolution I'm ok with that. It's worth it