`Da Elf (elfin@mstdn.social)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Jan-2025 08:25:25 JST

@juliewebgirl
When I moved a streaming porn company from a data center from Santa Clara to San Francisco (at 0300) my DNS transition was three minutes. The owners paid out $300k to users that couldn't see sec for that time. $5/month, the propriators tossed $150k in "oops" in five minutes.

My bonus was exceptional.

Lesson learned: email servers die at night, porn servers get maintenance early afternoon.