Me, literally: "I simply do not want to fly anymore".

This faggot, who makes things up in his head: "Your reasons for not wanting to fly are all gay and retarded."

I can't even.

My euphemisms are top-notch, cuntwhistle. As are my aphorisms and onomatopoeia.

You probably play "airplane" with your Spaghetti-Os. And cocks.