@DaWoDerPfeffer @Threadbane @lednabwm @steven @Robert_R_Freitag_II @JoeQuinlan
They don't demand that level of proof for everyone. They'll treat you like a Messiah, too, if you speak their language.
But, to effectively communicate to America's most religious, learning the bible won't help. You'll have to pick up a copy of Mein Kampf instead.