Jonny (jonny@annihilation.social)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 00:33:13 JST
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@HockeyDoxie @CyberShell @The_Almighty_Kek
I have deadly aim. I’m like the Larry Bird of throwing shit. My knee got busted in basic training. They tried too kick me out of the army when it happened. They put me in a walking splint half way through basic training. I had the highest PT (physical training) score in the company when it happened. They drug my broke dick ass too the grenade range while I was in my walking splint. I was one of two guys who hit the target with a live grenade and I was the only guy who qualified expert in the grenade course out of 50 guys. I was limping/crawling around and the drill sergeants were flummoxed.
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