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   The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 00:33:18 JST The Almighty Kek

   My delts are RAPED

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     HockeyDoxie (hockeydoxie@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 00:33:13 JST HockeyDoxie

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     Where's your story?
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     @HockeyDoxie @CyberShell @The_Almighty_Kek
     I have deadly aim. I’m like the Larry Bird of throwing shit. My knee got busted in basic training. They tried too kick me out of the army when it happened. They put me in a walking splint half way through basic training. I had the highest PT (physical training) score in the company when it happened. They drug my broke dick ass too the grenade range while I was in my walking splint. I was one of two guys who hit the target with a live grenade and I was the only guy who qualified expert in the grenade course out of 50 guys. I was limping/crawling around and the drill sergeants were flummoxed.
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     HockeyDoxie (hockeydoxie@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 00:33:14 JST HockeyDoxie

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     You were going to tell a funny story but I had already gone to bed.
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     Jonny (jonny@annihilation.social)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 00:33:14 JST Jonny

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     @HockeyDoxie @CyberShell @The_Almighty_Kek
     #metoo
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     Jonny (jonny@annihilation.social)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 00:33:15 JST Jonny

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     I forgot what I was gonna say but give me topic. I’ll regale.
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     Jonny (jonny@annihilation.social)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 00:33:16 JST Jonny

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     You guys wanna here a funny story?
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     HockeyDoxie (hockeydoxie@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 00:33:16 JST HockeyDoxie

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     Yes.
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     Andrew ✝️ (cybershell@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 00:33:17 JST Andrew ✝️

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     I raped mine yesterday
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     HockeyDoxie (hockeydoxie@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 00:33:17 JST HockeyDoxie

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     Andrew! I can't believe you said that.
     🤣
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     HockeyDoxie (hockeydoxie@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 05:12:11 JST HockeyDoxie

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     Who wants to swim with me?
     AlabasterBrick ?‍☠️ likes this.
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     HockeyDoxie (hockeydoxie@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 05:12:12 JST HockeyDoxie

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     I'd have sex before hand in case I didn't make it.
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     Scarlett (scarlett@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 05:12:12 JST Scarlett

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     👑
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     Scarlett (scarlett@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 05:12:13 JST Scarlett

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     What fun!! If I ever get this chastity belt off me, I'm gonna go skinny-dippin', too!
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     HockeyDoxie (hockeydoxie@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 05:12:13 JST HockeyDoxie

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     Get one of these guys to use a bolt cutter on that belt.
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     Jonny (jonny@annihilation.social)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 05:12:13 JST Jonny

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     @HockeyDoxie @Captain80s @CyberShell @Scarlett @The_Almighty_Kek
     There’s a cliff jump in South Dakota into Sheridan Lake. Everyone has sex after they jump off that cliff jump.
     Nobody ever says that they are gonna have sex.
     It just happens.
     
     https://youtu.be/IvCfZQp1xFA
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     Scarlett (scarlett@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 05:12:14 JST Scarlett

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     Skinny dippin' in the daytime???!!!??? Well, I never!
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     HockeyDoxie (hockeydoxie@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 05:12:14 JST HockeyDoxie

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     Heck, one time I skinny-dipped in an apt complex pool and another time down in the Bahamas.
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     HockeyDoxie (hockeydoxie@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 05:12:15 JST HockeyDoxie

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     I don't do Facebook, but I'm going swimming. You'll probably be tanked by time I get back. Maybe you should take a nap so you can handle evening shift on the fedi.
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     Scarlett (scarlett@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 05:12:15 JST Scarlett

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     Those surfing songs you posted make me want to go swimming too, HockeyDixie! I'm going to go jump in the creek.
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     HockeyDoxie (hockeydoxie@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 05:12:15 JST HockeyDoxie

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     Go skinny dipping!
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     HockeyDoxie (hockeydoxie@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 05:12:16 JST HockeyDoxie

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     Sounds sweet. Might be better if it said HD loves you more than Dark chocolate or beer.
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     Jonny (jonny@annihilation.social)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 05:12:16 JST Jonny

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     Go be a jew on Facebook
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     Jonny (jonny@annihilation.social)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 05:12:17 JST Jonny

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     @HockeyDoxie @Captain80s @CyberShell @The_Almighty_Kek
     In 2025 I’m still hating on you, but if you died tomorrow and I had to inscribe something in granite:
     1990 - HockeyDoxie loves you more. -2025
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     HockeyDoxie (hockeydoxie@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 05:12:18 JST HockeyDoxie

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     I'm not much for funerals. Make arrangements to cremate yourself, and have the mortuary send your ashes to me and I'll sprinkle part of you in the Irish Ctr garden and part of you in Utah. How's that sound?
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     Jonny (jonny@annihilation.social)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 05:12:18 JST Jonny

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     @HockeyDoxie @Captain80s @CyberShell @The_Almighty_Kek
     If you die before me, can I purchase and inscribe your grave stone?
     I’ll make it awesome.
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     HockeyDoxie (hockeydoxie@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 05:12:18 JST HockeyDoxie

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     I'm being cremated and my ashes thrown in the river, or lake or ocean. Doesn't matter, as long as I'm in water. My family never goes to visit graves. Not our thing. Out of curiosity, what would my stone say?
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     HockeyDoxie (hockeydoxie@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 05:12:19 JST HockeyDoxie

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     Those boots look like they would make my legs hot. Not sexy hot, just hot.
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     Jonny (jonny@annihilation.social)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 05:12:19 JST Jonny

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     @HockeyDoxie @Captain80s @CyberShell @The_Almighty_Kek
     Are you gonna show up too my funeral crying like a retard?
     I won’t die from alcohol by the way, so get your story straight.
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     HockeyDoxie (hockeydoxie@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 05:12:20 JST HockeyDoxie

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     No, the only boots I have are snow boots.
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     Jonny (jonny@annihilation.social)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 05:12:20 JST Jonny

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     @HockeyDoxie @Captain80s @CyberShell @The_Almighty_Kek
     You dirty hooker.
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     HockeyDoxie (hockeydoxie@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 05:12:21 JST HockeyDoxie

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     Why did your dad need to hire hookers instead of just having a gf?
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     Jonny (jonny@annihilation.social)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 05:12:21 JST Jonny

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     @HockeyDoxie @Captain80s @CyberShell @The_Almighty_Kek
     Do you have these boots?
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     Captain80s (captain80s@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 05:12:22 JST Captain80s

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     My mothers dead beat sister is waiting to do this. Me and my brother are ready for her. She has already been warned to stay clear. We had not seen much of her in years then when my parents start getting older she pops up. I told my mom if she starts asking for money, again tell her to fuck off. She already owes them thousands.
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     Jonny (jonny@annihilation.social)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 05:12:22 JST Jonny

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     @Captain80s @CyberShell @HockeyDoxie @The_Almighty_Kek
     There was two hookers at my dad’s funeral fake crying.
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     Captain80s (captain80s@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 05:12:23 JST Captain80s

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     Damn bitches. Always tryin to cash in. Fuck them.
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     Jonny (jonny@annihilation.social)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 05:12:23 JST Jonny

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     @Captain80s @CyberShell @HockeyDoxie @The_Almighty_Kek
     I learned that there are literally people out there plotting and waiting for your death. One of those three people was a dude, not a hooker (family friend) but still gross.
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     Captain80s (captain80s@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 05:12:24 JST Captain80s

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     Already done that other than my car everything else is already in his name.
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     Jonny (jonny@annihilation.social)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 05:12:24 JST Jonny

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     @Captain80s @CyberShell @HockeyDoxie @The_Almighty_Kek
     Even though my dad put everything in my name legally, three hookers still came after me for his money.
     It was scary for a minute.
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     Captain80s (captain80s@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 05:12:25 JST Captain80s

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     Yeah me and my boy hang out all the time we are best buds to.
     That sucks bro about your dad. Sorry to hear that. I fear one day that will happen to me leaving my son alone. Its why I am doing my best to get him set up to take off alone.
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     Jonny (jonny@annihilation.social)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 05:12:25 JST Jonny

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     @Captain80s @CyberShell @HockeyDoxie @The_Almighty_Kek
     FYI, when you die. Your boy will be wrecked.
     Be smart like my dad. Put EVERYTHING in his name.
     No probate jew lawyers.
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     Jonny (jonny@annihilation.social)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 05:12:26 JST Jonny

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     I’m a Californian.
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     Captain80s (captain80s@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 05:12:26 JST Captain80s

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     Are you drunk already? Its a tad early dont you think? I will be getting juiced up in a few hours when my son gets off work. It will be a Sailor Jerry night again. We will be getting drunk Jonny drunk tonight.
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     Jonny (jonny@annihilation.social)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 05:12:26 JST Jonny

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     @Captain80s @CyberShell @HockeyDoxie @The_Almighty_Kek
     You get too hang out with your son?
     I’m jelly. My dad (best friend) decided too have a heart attack in 2006. Gay.
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     HockeyDoxie (hockeydoxie@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 05:12:27 JST HockeyDoxie

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     The beach looks nice but I bet it's just as cold as Santa Monica.
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     Jonny (jonny@annihilation.social)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 05:12:27 JST Jonny

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     77273903349__66BB9417-2985-4BC8-986B-C24AAADE867D.MOV
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     Captain80s (captain80s@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 05:12:27 JST Captain80s

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     Cant hear anything bro.
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     HockeyDoxie (hockeydoxie@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 05:12:28 JST HockeyDoxie

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     They've been raising money for local charities for years. This annual event always has a packed house.
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     Jonny (jonny@annihilation.social)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 05:12:28 JST Jonny

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     HockeyDoxie (hockeydoxie@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 05:12:29 JST HockeyDoxie

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     I've never heard of that. I'll have to ask my nephews that live there.
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     HockeyDoxie (hockeydoxie@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 05:12:29 JST HockeyDoxie

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     There's a group of guys on the West side of town that participate in this Skirt Game to raise money for charity. It's a lot of fun to watch.
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     @HockeyDoxie @CyberShell @The_Almighty_Kek
     These gize would definitely know about the Over the Line tourney.
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     Jonny (jonny@annihilation.social)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 05:12:30 JST Jonny

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     Girl catchers are sexy AF!!!
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     HockeyDoxie (hockeydoxie@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 05:12:30 JST HockeyDoxie

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     My secret weapon to crack everyone on the field up was flashing booba (with bra on). It always distracted the runners on base. This was a City rec league made up of divorcees and never married.
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     @HockeyDoxie @CyberShell @The_Almighty_Kek
     Have you ever heard of the OVER THE LINE tournament in San Diego?
     It’s an anything goes softball tourney. At least it started off as an anything goes softball tourney, but then everyone started bringing their kids and it turned into a PG-13 event.
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     Jonny (jonny@annihilation.social)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 05:12:31 JST Jonny

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     @HockeyDoxie @CyberShell @The_Almighty_Kek
     Yeah, throwing takes years of practice. And you have too learn it as a kid.
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     My brother was on a ball team and he'd practice throwing and I caught.
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     I don't think I could throw straight if my life depended on it. I used to play catcher on a mixed couples recreational softball team. I could catch but my throwing was terrible.
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     Almost nobody can throw unless they were taught how as a kid. It’s a very specific skill set.
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     One of the guys on the team tried to teach me and gave up. I was good at catching pop ups at the plate tho.
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     HockeyDoxie (hockeydoxie@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 05:12:33 JST HockeyDoxie

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     Good story!
     So, if I take you to the church festival, can you hit the dunking booth target and win me a prize?
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     @HockeyDoxie @CyberShell @The_Almighty_Kek
     The secret too accurate throwing is:
     1) imagining a little red dot 🔴 that you are trying too hit.
     2) straight up and straight down. No side arm.
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     Frightening Darbzilla 🎃 ☁️ 🐉 (darbzilla@decayable.ink)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 05:14:24 JST Frightening Darbzilla 🎃 ☁️ 🐉

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     Omw