@FourOh-LLC @atomicpoet Apart from the "machines that are offline part", I don't really know what the last sentence has to do with a web application being written in PHP.

Kind of like saying "I hate it when butchers use knifes, because I'm just eating fried chicken from the local Family Mart, and therefore I need to give my pet dog some food by going on vacation to an exotic country, there's nothing wrong with kids jumping on my lap".