Oh, dude! I got such a workout, because I carried my work laptop, AND my big huge personal 17 inch personal laptop! All ethernet, because wifi is not invented yet, or if it is, it is a weird fad that only retarderd hpsters use!
I got sent to NYC for Y2K prep in this configuration! And walked from Grand Central station to the Hudson river, just for lulz. Back then, I could still have my switchblade... but I never needed it, because NYC was not like it is now. I thought about moving there! Good thing the missus talked me out of it, and she is from Brooklyn [by way of australia]. Well, maybe she talked me out of it because of that.