Lol. I haven't been that strapping for around a decade. About 8 or 9 years ago, this cute, chesty late 20's brunette moved into the apartment next to mine. We ended up hitting it off, and she was a nympho. The first time we messed around, she wanted to go again 10 minutes later. I was kinda tired, but decided "Ok, let's do this thing." I put in a more than satisfactory journeyman effort I thought, but after one post coitus cigarette she wanted to go again.

I was like "Was your last boyfriend a triathlon champion or something? I ain't cut from that bolt of cloth. You're gonna have to settle for the Daily Double at best."