@reallyangry @sapphire @LostShakerOfSalt @BowsacNoodle @agaperealm This is the way. When approached by law enforcement, call every other law enforcement agency in your jurisdiction and report them for being suspicious. Get them all to show up and do the multiple spiderman meme while pointing badges at each other. Then proclaim "now that I've got you all in one convenient place, I can mock you all efficiently". Then prepare for a beating, they don't like derision.