I know. I was just being facetious for the hell of it.

The one and only gal that I actually and truly fell in love with wasn't the most beautiful. She was pretty though. You know what did it for me? Aside from the fact that she was genuinely sweet, it was little things: when I made her laugh, she didn't really laugh, she giggled like a little girl. It was adorable. And she would fall asleep with her head on my chest, fast. In one minute she was asleep, and I could tell because she snored, but not loud and obnoxious like a man. She sounded just like a little puppy snoring. It was so fucking adorable. I overdosed on "cute."