@Humpleupagus @Dudebro @Xenophon @tyler @Jewpacabra @Will2Power @sapphire in fairness, we are now reaching levels of Clown World and Diversity Incompetence that mean that "we don't have anybody here who can do that right now" may well actually be technically justifiable; given the saturation of credentialized insanity and bureaucratic fiat, this monstrous creation may stymie even a talented lolyer like yourself
(it also has effects on the sort of treatment you can expect at the hospital later; at certain levels of infuriation, I'd personally try to avoid needing a procedure there)