True story:

When I was a kid we made a lot a prank calls. One month, we decided to prank call this one kid, let's all him Dan the Faggot (not to be confused with @Dan_Hulson ). Anyway.... Dan the Faggot tried to get the police involved, but they wouldn't do shit. So Dan the Faggot decided to tell them he was jewish and that we were making antisemitic remarks in the calls.

The police traced the calls and were at my house your next day. When the officer asked me if I was harassing Dan the Faggot because he was Jewish, I was like... what the fuck is a jew? I didn't know. I was like ten years old.