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> I went to see if they had any tasers but according to the sales guy they do not stock them for that very reason.

This is why the closure of Fry's was a blow to our national dignity. They put hunting knives on the impulse-buy cap next to the motherboards and I didn't notice this was strange until there was a knife in my cart and the girl that was with me said "Did they make this store just for you? Or are all of you like this?"