@apropos @meso @rat @scathach I ain't want some doctor touchin' my face, I don't care if it's a medical emergency. Worst fucking part of barbers is that they touch your ears, I wanna fuckin' fight the guy if he does that.

(HAIR EPILOGUE: because there is already a woman here, I went back to just buzzing it all off myself in the privacy of my own home every three to six months. Fuck going to a barber, fuck having a "haircut", fuck using more than a dime-sized amount of shampoo for all of the VANITY PROTEINS that come out of your scalp. If it gets cold, I know how to wear a fucking hat, and it never gets cold enough for that to happen anyway, I have exposed my scalp to Chicago in January and it was FINE, hair is fucking retarded, conclusively. SHAVE THE PLANET)