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@scathach mfw bottom dypshoria :necoReal:
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@p @scathach @meso jeffrey epstein
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@rat @meso @scathach Amended.
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@meso @rat @scathach :autismapproved:
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@rat @scathach picky motherfuckers
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@sevvie @apropos @meso @rat @scathach EVERY
GIRL
IS
CRAZY
ABOUT
A
SHARP-DRESSED
MAN
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@apropos @meso @rat @scathach @sevvie It was John Romero.
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@p @apropos @scathach @meso @rat I was thinking ZZ Top after the side thread continued
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@sevvie @apropos @meso @rat @scathach John Romero.
Not the zombie guy, the Daikatana guy.
I don't remember that guy's name.
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@p @apropos @scathach @meso @rat The two genders.
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@sevvie @apropos @meso @rat @scathach
> The two genders.
Jeff Bezos and Sam Romero?
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@sevvie @apropos @meso @rat @scathach Infinite hair requires infinite shampoo. Buzzcut requires almost no shampoo.
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@apropos @meso @rat @scathach I ain't want some doctor touchin' my face, I don't care if it's a medical emergency. Worst fucking part of barbers is that they touch your ears, I wanna fuckin' fight the guy if he does that.
(HAIR EPILOGUE: because there is already a woman here, I went back to just buzzing it all off myself in the privacy of my own home every three to six months. Fuck going to a barber, fuck having a "haircut", fuck using more than a dime-sized amount of shampoo for all of the VANITY PROTEINS that come out of your scalp. If it gets cold, I know how to wear a fucking hat, and it never gets cold enough for that to happen anyway, I have exposed my scalp to Chicago in January and it was FINE, hair is fucking retarded, conclusively. SHAVE THE PLANET)
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@p @apropos @scathach @meso @rat > HAIR EPILOGUE
There are two modes of good hair: no hair and infinite hair. Anything in between is cosmopolitan.
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@p @meso @rat @scathach
>A person puts his hand out, you may grasp it. The person is not randomly touching you.
I get that it's a cooperative action and you're not walking up to someone and reaching for their hand to give it a firm non-consensual handshake.
But making fine distinctions like this reminds me of the Simpsons gag of closing your eyes, repeatedly punching the air, and declaring "I'm not punching you! If you walk into my punches that's your problem!"
I prefer firewall-like rules. If you touch a NO spot it's a violation, and if there are cooperative circumstances then you should add those as another color. Although of course to communicate these rules, a .png wouldn't do, you'd need some file format with layers. Base layer: "touch OK in a medical emergency or to shove me out of the path of a train"
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@p @rat @meso @scathach
1. if you don't hold your partner's hand, what is she to you really?
2. you don't hug your family>
3. you won't look a stranger right in the eye and give him a firm handshake? How are you supposed to get a job?
4. actually, Jeffrey Epstein has 'definitely touch' on his neck. He's not going to hang himself.
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@apropos @meso @rat @scathach
> 1. if you don't hold your partner's hand, what is she to you really?
woman
> 2. you don't hug your family>
ew
> 3. you won't look a stranger right in the eye and give him a firm handshake? How are you supposed to get a job?
Shaking hands is different. A person puts his hand out, you may grasp it. The person is not randomly touching you.
> 4. actually, Jeffrey Epstein has 'definitely touch' on his neck. He's not going to hang himself.
The labeling may have confused you. Jeffrey Epstein, especially given that he is dead, is not permitted to touch me.