@vriska @hakui @pwm @f0x @mpg @georgia @graf @Owl @technolyze

Well, now that we have established:

1. Everyone is sorry for everything.
2. There is some rape cult not related to fedi and it is not a reasonable thing.
3. DSMC is the best cult.
4. I'm not celibate.
5. Snitches get stitches.
6. mpg is not Owl nor m0th.
7. The fediverse rumor mill has made people retarded and should be discontinued but participation is considered harmful.
8. Do not go to someone's house if they have promised to shoot you when you arrive at their house.
9. The Conspiracy has taken your Slack and only by sending money to the Church of the Subgenius can we hope to be redeemed for an item of equal or lesser value.

...I'm the hell out of this slow-motion tragedy, and thus will not see the sub-threads (some of which are DM threads; feel free to pick up in a different thread if desired). Thank you.