@skylar @Tadano @VIPPER @jimmy @meso @yomiel friend this is just the windows laptop experience after 2015
>buy new dell in 2018
>get it home
>windows update
>no longer sleeps
>apparently Microsoft changed the way it interacts with sleep states, requires a small bios change
>check Dell for bios update
>nope
>check Dell forums
>Dell jeet told a guy to go fuck himself since the laptop is “out of production”
>return to Best Buy
>buy a MacBook