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   Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Sep-2026 13:29:29 JST Hoss Delgado

   • Lyle
   Desert-dwelling mfs be like "it's not so bad once you get used to the scorpion infestations"
   
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Sep-2026 13:35:20 JST Hoss Delgado

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     • mr bigot
     • Lyle
     I didn't even know Florida had scorpions.
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     mr bigot (c@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Sep-2026 13:35:21 JST mr bigot

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     • Lyle
     My sister had these fuckers in her 2nd floor closet when we were kids, coastal Florida
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     Dr. Btc (drbtc@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Sep-2026 13:36:02 JST Dr. Btc

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     • Lyle
     I was in my uncle's garage in AZ one year when I was a boy. He picked up a box and one of those fuckers came running across. Big White one
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Sep-2026 13:36:33 JST Hoss Delgado

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     • Dr. Btc
     • Lyle
     These niggers got armor too, I'm not used to household pests having health bars.
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Sep-2026 13:39:33 JST Hoss Delgado

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     • mr bigot
     • Dr. Btc
     • Lyle
     I co-exist peacefully with spiders and even the occasional house centipede, but scorpions? There's no diplomatic solution for them.
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     Dr. Btc (drbtc@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Sep-2026 13:39:34 JST Dr. Btc

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     • mr bigot
     • Lyle
     Fuck that. I catch too many spiders and im lobbing pesticide smoke grenades like ice firing tear gas into a no kangs protest
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Sep-2026 13:42:07 JST Hoss Delgado

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     • mr bigot
     • Dr. Btc
     • Lyle
     Relevant Grim Adventures kino.
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Sep-2026 13:48:36 JST Hoss Delgado

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     • Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits
     • mr bigot
     • Dr. Btc
     • Lyle
     I think what you really need is an icepick to the frontal lobussy to address whatever miswired bundle of neurons lead you to type that sentence.
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     Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits (xenophon@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Sep-2026 13:48:37 JST Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits

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     • mr bigot
     • Dr. Btc
     • Lyle
     need scorpussy to throat me with her Telson.
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Sep-2026 14:46:54 JST Hoss Delgado

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     • Lyle
     • Alma Volk
     Look, I'm chill with house centibro murdering the silverfish who treat my filing cabinet like an all-you-can-eat buffet, but his eldritch horror cousins will remain far, far away from my home.
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     Alma Volk (elliptica@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Sep-2026 14:46:55 JST Alma Volk

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     • Lyle
     It's not that bad once you get used to the giant centipedes.
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     paper (paper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Sep-2026 14:51:30 JST paper

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     I saw one in Missouri. I had no idea large their range was that wide
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     metabble7 (metabble7@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Sep-2026 14:51:31 JST metabble7

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     • mr bigot
     • Lyle
     They're probably everywhere
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Sep-2026 14:51:54 JST Hoss Delgado

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     • mr bigot
     • Lyle
     • metabble7
     • paper
     Why did God decide to spare New England from the Scorpion World Order?
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     Dr. Btc (drbtc@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 24-Sep-2026 01:25:59 JST Dr. Btc

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     • mr bigot
     • Lyle
     • metabble7
     • paper
     i did a quick search
     
     nearly 1/2 billion years old, practically unevolved and in every corner of the planet except the very cold.
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