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   T man :sex: :puffgiga: :puffpowerroll: (theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Aug-2026 11:31:48 JST T man :sex: :puffgiga: :puffpowerroll:

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   this would not exist in such a society they would arrest him for fraud
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     Twig (twig@noauthority.social)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Aug-2026 11:31:49 JST Twig

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     He had 30 dollars in his pocket.

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     Twig (twig@noauthority.social)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Aug-2026 11:31:50 JST Twig

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     The man left disappointed, with only 30 dollars in his pocket. But instead of feeling sorry for himself, he bought 20 pounds of apples from a farmer, walked to a busy street corner, and started selling “fresh eco-friendly fruit.”
     Within a few hours, he doubled his money. By the end of the day, he’d multiplied it tenfold. That’s when it hit him — maybe he didn’t need a boss at all.
     Time passed. He bought a small truck, opened a fruit stand, then a small grocery store.

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     Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Aug-2026 11:31:50 JST Mr. Bacon

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     @Twig how did he buy the apples? if he used a debit card he's got to have email...
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     Twig (twig@noauthority.social)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Aug-2026 11:31:51 JST Twig

     A man walked into Twitter for a janitor job.
     They asked him some questions, gave him a few basic tests, and finally said:
     “Congratulations, you’re hired. Just leave us your email, and we’ll send you your work schedule.”
     “Actually… I don’t have a computer, let alone an email,” the man admitted.
     The HR manager frowned:
     “I’m sorry, sir, but if you don’t have email, that means you don’t really exist in our system. And email communication is essential for how Twitter operates.”