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d0c_ebooks (d0c_ebooks@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:19:41 JST
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>called “safe sex”
>sends you to hell
Hmmm-
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d0c_ebooks (d0c_ebooks@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:19:38 JST
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The Church is clear on this
You can do anything in sex with your wife as long as the sex ends with you cumming in her -
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T man :sex: :puffgiga: :puffpowerroll: (theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:19:38 JST
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@d0c_ebooks @Xenophon @tyler
the what -
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Tyler (tyler@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:19:39 JST
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Solomon was going to hell because he liked his wife's breasts instead of never having any fun ever T man :sex: :puffgiga: :puffpowerroll: likes this. -
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d0c_ebooks (d0c_ebooks@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:19:39 JST
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Guy who thinks cumming in his wife isn’t fun -
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d0c_ebooks (d0c_ebooks@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:19:40 JST
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Well lust is still a sin
It’s sinful when it’s lust and not love
“Protection” makes it lust and not love -
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Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits (xenophon@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:19:40 JST
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you're so cooked. -
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Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits (xenophon@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:19:41 JST
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how does it send you to hell -
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d0c_ebooks (d0c_ebooks@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:19:41 JST
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Well it turns the natural bonding procreative act of love into an act of lust for starters -
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Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits (xenophon@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:19:41 JST
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And? You think that sends you to hell? For lusting after your wife? -
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T man :sex: :puffgiga: :puffpowerroll: (theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:21:14 JST
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@tyler @Xenophon @d0c_ebooks
so if you cum in your sleep you go to hell?!?!?!? -
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d0c_ebooks (d0c_ebooks@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:21:59 JST
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No, theologians and the Church have been very consistent on this too
Intentional acts are what make the sin -
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T man :sex: :puffgiga: :puffpowerroll: (theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:21:59 JST
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@d0c_ebooks @Xenophon @tyler
nibba fell for the bait -
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T man :sex: :puffgiga: :puffpowerroll: (theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:23:06 JST
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@ForbiddenDreamer @Xenophon @d0c_ebooks @tyler
nibba is already in hell if that happens -
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Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits (xenophon@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:23:07 JST
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if you cum anyway outside of your wife, you're going to hell. -
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The Forbidden Dreamer (forbiddendreamer@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:23:07 JST
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@Xenophon @theorytoe @d0c_ebooks @tyler What if Tyler farts in his sleep and a little bit of cum comes out, does he go to hell then? -
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Tyler (tyler@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:24:12 JST
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If you look at your wife and don't cum in her you are going to hell -
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T man :sex: :puffgiga: :puffpowerroll: (theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:24:12 JST
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@tyler @Xenophon @d0c_ebooks
being in the presence of a woman will send you to hell -
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Tyler (tyler@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:27:02 JST
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No I'm saying that because Solomon had many wives and didn't cum in all of them at once he is going to hell -
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T man :sex: :puffgiga: :puffpowerroll: (theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:27:02 JST
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@tyler @Xenophon @d0c_ebooks
cumming in your wife sends you to hell actually :nerdpoint: -
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Tyler (tyler@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:27:03 JST
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Is it?! -
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Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits (xenophon@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:27:03 JST
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>If you enjoy having sex with your wife you're going to hell
As if people needed more reasons to stay away from the catholic church. -
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d0c_ebooks (d0c_ebooks@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:27:03 JST
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Are you saying a condom makes you enjoy sex????? -
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T man :sex: :puffgiga: :puffpowerroll: (theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:30:48 JST
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@ForbiddenDreamer @HockeyDoxie @KidKnievel @Xenophon @d0c_ebooks @tyler
*cumboard -
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The Forbidden Dreamer (forbiddendreamer@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:30:49 JST
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@KidKnievel @HockeyDoxie @theorytoe @Xenophon @d0c_ebooks @tyler Oh is this one of her whiteboard riddles? -
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HockeyDoxie (hockeydoxie@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:30:50 JST
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Are you insinuating that Tyler got buttfucked? How else does cum come outta of butt? -
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KidKnievel (kidknievel@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:30:50 JST
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I could tell you how it would come out of your butt -
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d0c_ebooks (d0c_ebooks@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:31:11 JST
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If you cum in her vagina at any point during sexual relations then it’s okay -
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T man :sex: :puffgiga: :puffpowerroll: (theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:31:11 JST
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@d0c_ebooks @Xenophon @tyler what about on it and it seeps in -
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d0c_ebooks (d0c_ebooks@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:31:12 JST
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Literally the only stipulation to sex is “if yall are going to have sex don’t actively try to stop a child from being made” and you’re saying it’s jewish? -
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Tyler (tyler@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:31:12 JST
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Can sex last for several days or periods or what if one day you do something else but then the next day it's baby making day is not his fault he didn't know he was just having fun it's not his fault -
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d0c_ebooks (d0c_ebooks@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:31:12 JST
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Idk dude just cum in your wife when you make love to her -
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Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits (xenophon@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:31:12 JST
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so i can make love to her as long as i cum in her first? -
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Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits (xenophon@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:31:13 JST
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Are you capable on not strawmaning everything i say? protection just means you aren't trying to get her pregnant. -
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d0c_ebooks (d0c_ebooks@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:31:13 JST
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Yes
Protection means you’re stopping the sperm, you’re stopping the egg, or you’re killing the child
You can cum in her when she’s in her luteal phase for instance and it’s still fine cus you’re not actively stopping either of those -
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Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits (xenophon@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:31:13 JST
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sounds very jewish. Like throwing your shoe at a light switch. -
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d0c_ebooks (d0c_ebooks@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:34:54 JST
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Idk dude -
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T man :sex: :puffgiga: :puffpowerroll: (theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:34:54 JST
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@d0c_ebooks @Xenophon @tyler
like if the cum seeps in your *technically* came inside -
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Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits (xenophon@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:35:37 JST
Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits
depends on whose cum he farted -
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Tyler (tyler@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:35:37 JST
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Madison's obviously -
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The Forbidden Dreamer (forbiddendreamer@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:35:38 JST
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@HockeyDoxie @theorytoe @Xenophon @d0c_ebooks @tyler I just said he farted in his sleep woman -
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Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits (xenophon@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:35:38 JST
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he farted cum on a sleeping woman?!? -
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The Forbidden Dreamer (forbiddendreamer@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:35:38 JST
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@Xenophon @theorytoe @HockeyDoxie @d0c_ebooks @tyler Does he go to hell if it was Madison then? -
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T man :sex: :puffgiga: :puffpowerroll: (theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:38:33 JST
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@d0c_ebooks @Xenophon @tyler
I mean I already do
this is called my car and its brakes working -
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d0c_ebooks (d0c_ebooks@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:38:34 JST
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Would you entrust your soul to a “technically” argument -
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T man :sex: :puffgiga: :puffpowerroll: (theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:40:57 JST
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@d0c_ebooks @Xenophon @tyler
wouldnt that nake you gay tho
like youre thinking of another man as you cum
like that might also be cheating... -
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Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits (xenophon@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:40:58 JST
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so if i cum in her ass and she farts it out and some drips inside her vagina i'm kosher. -
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Tyler (tyler@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:40:58 JST
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I guess if it's dark and you can't tell then it's fine anyway as long as it's probably where her vagina is. -
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d0c_ebooks (d0c_ebooks@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:40:58 JST
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I hope I have helped you all learn something today
Next time you cum in your wife I hope you think of me ❤️ -
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Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits (xenophon@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:44:06 JST
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so wait can my wife jerk me off? Do i always have to stuff my cum in her pie? -
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T man :sex: :puffgiga: :puffpowerroll: (theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:44:06 JST
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@Xenophon @d0c_ebooks @tyler
SOAKING -
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Tyler (tyler@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:44:07 JST
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I only get milked after my back injury I'm sorry to say, so if she puts it in the wrong place I'm going to hell -
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T man :sex: :puffgiga: :puffpowerroll: (theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:45:56 JST
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@d0c_ebooks @Xenophon @tyler
mormon university herpes soaking incident -
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d0c_ebooks (d0c_ebooks@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:45:57 JST
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This nigga is wet -
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T man :sex: :puffgiga: :puffpowerroll: (theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:55:42 JST
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@d0c_ebooks @HockeyDoxie @Xenophon @ForbiddenDreamer @KingOfWhiteAmerica
erm
I dont think you can fit a fetus in a testicle... -
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d0c_ebooks (d0c_ebooks@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:55:43 JST
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In my balls nigga -
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d0c_ebooks (d0c_ebooks@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:55:44 JST
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>too young
Lol
>too old
Lol
>have enough
This nigga thinks a life is just a number in a sea of numbers -
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The Forbidden Dreamer (forbiddendreamer@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:55:44 JST
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@d0c_ebooks @Xenophon @HockeyDoxie @KingOfWhiteAmerica Where's your kids at then retard? -
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Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits (xenophon@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:55:45 JST
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All sorts of reasons. Too young, too old, have enough of them, or I'm just shit posting because I think that catholic rules are silly and have no basis in the reality of my immortal soul. -
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d0c_ebooks (d0c_ebooks@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:55:46 JST
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Either option probably works idfk man
If you physically can’t cum that’s different from “I don’t want a kid so I’m gonna pull out” -
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Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits (xenophon@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:55:46 JST
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so not wanting a kid is a sin? -
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☦️KingOfWhiteAmerica☦️ (kingofwhiteamerica@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:55:46 JST
☦️KingOfWhiteAmerica☦️
@Xenophon @d0c_ebooks @HockeyDoxie @ForbiddenDreamer Why wouldn’t one want a kid ??!
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The Forbidden Dreamer (forbiddendreamer@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:55:47 JST
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@d0c_ebooks @Xenophon @HockeyDoxie @KingOfWhiteAmerica Wait what if we do anal but I don't actually enjoy it so there was no pleasure involved -
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Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits (xenophon@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:55:47 JST
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What if I have to pee really badly and I can't cum. Do I pee in her? Do I go pee and then come back later and cum in her so I don't go to hell? -
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Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits (xenophon@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:55:48 JST
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i don't want period blood on my dick. -
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d0c_ebooks (d0c_ebooks@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:55:48 JST
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A knight isn’t afraid to get blood on his sword -
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The Forbidden Dreamer (forbiddendreamer@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:55:48 JST
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@d0c_ebooks @Xenophon @HockeyDoxie @KingOfWhiteAmerica Me every time I suggest anal -
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☦️KingOfWhiteAmerica☦️ (kingofwhiteamerica@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:55:49 JST
☦️KingOfWhiteAmerica☦️
@d0c_ebooks @HockeyDoxie @Xenophon I can definitely affirm my Bishop isn’t okay with condom use 😆
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d0c_ebooks (d0c_ebooks@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:55:49 JST
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Based -
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☦️KingOfWhiteAmerica☦️ (kingofwhiteamerica@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:55:49 JST
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@d0c_ebooks @HockeyDoxie @Xenophon I mean I highly doubt he’s interested in digging into married couples’ bedroom habits, but he’s got the Traditional take that condoms serve no valid purpose for Orthodox married couples
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☦️KingOfWhiteAmerica☦️ (kingofwhiteamerica@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:55:50 JST
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@d0c_ebooks @HockeyDoxie @Xenophon I can affirm this is basically the Orthodox stance as well. The Church acknowledges marital relations aren’t only ever about making offspring; but deliberate intentional barrenness is essentially cursing oneself
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d0c_ebooks (d0c_ebooks@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:55:50 JST
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The Orthodox are okay with condoms I believe which Catholicism is not, but we hold the same beliefs on sterilization -
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HockeyDoxie (hockeydoxie@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:55:51 JST
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My brother's 1st wife started that talk and they ended up divorced because she would only have sex with him if it might result in a baby. I get what you are saying, but from experience, a bit of lust along with a lot of love is a winning combo. -
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d0c_ebooks (d0c_ebooks@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 12:55:51 JST
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It’s not “you can only cum in her if she’s ovulating” it’s “you can’t intentionally stop the chance of a baby by pulling out or blocking the sperm”, in fact the Church encourages the use of NFP -
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T man :sex: :puffgiga: :puffpowerroll: (theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 13:06:32 JST
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@tyler @HockeyDoxie @Xenophon @d0c_ebooks @ForbiddenDreamer @KingOfWhiteAmerica
welp
its iver -
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Tyler (tyler@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 13:06:33 JST
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He IS Jewish though -
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The Forbidden Dreamer (forbiddendreamer@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 13:06:34 JST
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@d0c_ebooks @HockeyDoxie @Xenophon @KingOfWhiteAmerica That's the most jewish logic ngl, you're still putting something between your penis and having a child -
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d0c_ebooks (d0c_ebooks@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2026 13:06:35 JST
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Few know this but if you think you’re too young for kids then just don’t have sex when she’s ovulating -
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d0c_ebooks (d0c_ebooks@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Aug-2026 08:34:49 JST
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Hebrews 12:1 and Revelation 5:8 if you’re specifically curious
But yeah I said it for context -
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T man :sex: :puffgiga: :puffpowerroll: (theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Aug-2026 08:34:49 JST
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@d0c_ebooks @Omega_Variant @Xenophon @tyler @PoalackJokes88
>Hebrews
hes spreading JEWISH PROPAGANDA!!!!! :alert_rgb: -
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Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits (xenophon@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Aug-2026 08:34:50 JST
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D0c doesnt even bother citing vetse he just aites wntire chapters -
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Tyler (tyler@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Aug-2026 08:34:51 JST
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So to be a mediator of sorts? -
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d0c_ebooks (d0c_ebooks@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Aug-2026 08:34:51 JST
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Not a mediator, an intercessor
Few know this but the Bible states the saints are as a cloud of witnesses around us and they hand up prayers to God like incense -
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Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits (xenophon@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Aug-2026 08:34:51 JST
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>few know this.
Be quiet and listen a zoomer is speaking -
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d0c_ebooks (d0c_ebooks@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Aug-2026 08:34:51 JST
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Well if many knew of Hebrews 12 and Revelation 5 then there would be a lot less low Church Protestantism -
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Omega Variant (omega_variant@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Aug-2026 08:34:51 JST
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>hes spewing beast propaganda -
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Omega Variant (omega_variant@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Aug-2026 08:34:52 JST
Omega Variant
Imagine having to tell a priest you fucked your wife for fun because some dude decided it was bad without any scriptural support.
I can't write jokes this funny man.
"Hmm yes, that will be 2 hail Mary....wait was it doggy style or cowgirl? Ah...yes then 4 hail marys." -
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Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits (xenophon@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Aug-2026 08:34:52 JST
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The solution to all catholic sins is to pray to Mary and you are forgiven. -
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d0c_ebooks (d0c_ebooks@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Aug-2026 08:34:52 JST
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Erm we pray to God not Mary
We ask Mary to intercede for us, not forgive us -
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d0c_ebooks (d0c_ebooks@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Aug-2026 08:34:53 JST
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A) Augustine was a theologian, he didn’t actively define doctrine himself
B) That’s still pretty close to Catholic doctrine — having sex with your wife for fun doesn’t stop you receiving the Eucharist unless you’re also using some kind of contraceptive -
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@d0c_ebooks @Xenophon @tyler A) He's considered the second most important Catholic after St. Peter himself.
B) So I guess it's ok as long as you tell the priest all the details? -
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@d0c_ebooks @Xenophon @tyler "For intercourse of marriage for the sake of begetting has not fault; but for the satisfying of lust, but yet with husband or wife, by reason of the faith of the bed, it has venial fault"
-Saint Augustine -
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d0c_ebooks (d0c_ebooks@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Aug-2026 08:34:54 JST
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PoalackJokes88 (poalackjokes88@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Aug-2026 08:34:54 JST
PoalackJokes88
@d0c_ebooks @Xenophon @tyler He's saying you're wrong. If you're actively trying to have a child, it's ok. If you're having fun, it's a venal sin.
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