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cream queen (creamqueen@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Thursday, 16-Jul-2026 13:33:17 JST
cream queen
If you decide to vandalize flock cameras, be sure to change your walk. Skip to them. Do something different with your arms. Be flamboyant about it. Be as unnatural as possible. Move your head back and forth. Move everything you normally wouldn't move. Make it impossible to profile you. -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 16-Jul-2026 13:33:43 JST
?? Humpleupagus ??
So I should act gay? -
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demonofustio (demonofustio@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 16-Jul-2026 14:38:21 JST
demonofustio
@Humpleupagus @creamqueen WHyyyy?? WHyy thee fuckkk whyyyyy :laughing_crying: -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 16-Jul-2026 14:38:21 JST
?? Humpleupagus ??
Fantastic Flocking! -
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demonofustio (demonofustio@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 16-Jul-2026 14:39:42 JST
demonofustio
@KingOfWhiteAmerica @Captain80s @creamqueen @Humpleupagus One trick i learned to that is, if you perform an action and another action, like raising an eye brow while doing it, you can roll your eyes one way and roll the other way at same time.
(You are talking to someone who can do this. However, i havent done it in long time, and its tires me out trying to do it. Which I tried to attempt just now.) -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 16-Jul-2026 14:39:42 JST
?? Humpleupagus ??
I do this, but only where it's impossible. Like trying to grab two different things with one had at the same time. My brain out performs my physical limitations. -
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☦️KingOfWhiteAmerica☦️ (kingofwhiteamerica@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 16-Jul-2026 14:39:43 JST
☦️KingOfWhiteAmerica☦️
@Captain80s @demonofustio @creamqueen @Humpleupagus My mom showed me that; eventually figured out how to do it myself.
Do you know how to voluntarily roar your ears with tensor tympani muscles ?
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Captain80s (captain80s@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 16-Jul-2026 14:39:44 JST
Captain80s
I can make my eyes shake right to left back and forth really fast. Its freaky looking. I should stare into one and do that see if it causes the thing to stroke out. -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 16-Jul-2026 14:40:17 JST
?? Humpleupagus ??
I can pick my nose with my tongue. -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 16-Jul-2026 14:42:28 JST
?? Humpleupagus ??
Often when I go to tell my wife something, I'll simultaneously try to say the same thing in two different ways and porky pig the fuck out of it. -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 16-Jul-2026 14:44:43 JST
?? Humpleupagus ??
There's actually no context. For a long time, I thought I was the only person in my family that had a super long tongue. I later discovered one of my nephews also has the gene. -
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Deplorable Degenerate (deplorable_degenerate@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 16-Jul-2026 14:44:44 JST
Deplorable Degenerate
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 16-Jul-2026 14:46:36 JST
?? Humpleupagus ??
This is literally like two different streams of sound trying to come out of one mouth. I can hear both in my head (I'm a highly auditory person). I have to stop for a few seconds and reset. Sometimes I just say... "I quit" and walk the fuck out, which is always funny. -
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☦️KingOfWhiteAmerica☦️ (kingofwhiteamerica@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 16-Jul-2026 14:46:37 JST
☦️KingOfWhiteAmerica☦️
@Humpleupagus @creamqueen @Captain80s @demonofustio Well you know you’ve got vocal cords on both sides, left and right ….
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