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@adequate @pwm @p @sun @EllisDee
I am finally old enough to see every single one of my favorite items from McDonald's get removed or return more expensive and worse.
McDonald's had one surefire strategy: Be the most accessible and cheapest burger place and they completely fucked up. How do you fuck that up
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@ZRDR_DelRio @EllisDee @adequate @pwm @sun
> McDonald's had one surefire strategy: Be the most accessible and cheapest burger place and they completely fucked up.
They are not a burger company; they are a real-estate holdings company.
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@p @pwm @adequate @sun @EllisDee
I forgot about that part of the founder. You're not wrong but I am still mad I don't have affordable snack wraps and chicken selects, anymore.
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@ZRDR_DelRio @EllisDee @adequate @pwm @sun Wouldn't know, I don't go there, on the grounds that I only eat food I can recognize.
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@ZRDR_DelRio @p @pwm @sun @EllisDee ...
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@adequate @ZRDR_DelRio @pwm @sun @EllisDee
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@adequate @pwm @p @sun @EllisDee
Is this a dobson reference
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@ZRDR_DelRio @pwm @p @sun @EllisDee Idk i was thinking more this guy...
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@adequate @ZRDR_DelRio @pwm @sun @EllisDee
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@adequate @pwm @p @sun @EllisDee
I am stealing this lmao
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@ZRDR_DelRio @pwm @p @sun @EllisDee Free market memetics
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@adequate @ZRDR_DelRio @pwm @sun @EllisDee
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@HonkHonkBoom @pwm @p @adequate @sun @EllisDee
Applebees now does this thing where they force you to use a gay, slow, temu android tablet in a toddler safe case with an incomprehensible, unresponsive UI that is constantly showing you ads for food items you don't want and for games to rent on the device while you're there (???) servers aren't allowed to give you menus until AFTER you TRY to order FROM THE FUCKING TABLET. SO many screaming kids. You get less screeching children of every single race at a fucking golden corral. Worst part is the food isn't bad. It's affordable and nice for what it is, but god forbid you try to have a conversation with your wife, because every other line you'll have to say "what?" over the endless earrape you get from the retarded ipad child behind you who is crying because their parents won't let them play the rent-a-frozen trivia game on the tablet when they have a fucking ipad, right there.
It was a decent place at one point.
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@HonkHonkBoom @ZRDR_DelRio @pwm @p @sun @EllisDee Wait, Whites still go to Applebee's? Guess it checks out...
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@adequate @ZRDR_DelRio @pwm @p @sun @EllisDee Honestly not sure, think i only ever ate there twice... Don't really do restaurants much anymore, don't really like hostile outgroups with zero accountability handling my food
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@ZRDR_DelRio @pwm @p @adequate @sun @EllisDee When you're the cheapest place, you get filled up with niggers, and then nobody wants go there, so ya start hemorrhaging money, so ya raise prices, but Whites don't come back, because thats a nigger restaurant now, rinse, repeat, restructure, come back with prices too high for the negros, but now the Whites can just get better food at applebees for the same price.
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@ZRDR_DelRio @HonkHonkBoom @EllisDee @adequate @p @pwm the worst part is it probably increases revenue
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@HonkHonkBoom @pwm @p @adequate @sun @EllisDee
If they got rid of the tablets, 70%-90% of my issues would just be gone.
I have no idea who thought that was a good idea but they need to be fired.
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@ZRDR_DelRio @pwm @p @adequate @sun @EllisDee Wholey... i mean, yeah, sounds about right, but ffs..
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@adequate @pwm @ZRDR_DelRio @sun @EllisDee All these participation trophies and D.A.R.E. T-shirts and the ungrateful millennials won't buy houses to put them in!
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@adequate @pwm @p @HonkHonkBoom @sun @EllisDee
It's not totally like how McDonalds is, but it's getting there!
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@sun @EllisDee @HonkHonkBoom @adequate @p @pwm
...yeah because people are more likely to buy shit they don't really want because it's like online shopping.
Dumb people probably buy a shit load of appetizers and then get the retarded trivia games.
I don't want to have to fight for paper menus, but I fuckin' will
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@SilverDeth @EllisDee @ZRDR_DelRio @adequate @pwm @sun If they didn't shape it like a burger and tell me that it was a burger, I would never have guessed that beef was involved in the process.
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@p @ZRDR_DelRio @EllisDee @adequate @pwm @sun
The "so-called" McDonald's Hamburger. (This "food" makes Carl Budding Lunchmeat look like something edible in contrast).
Rotten-Ronnie's is not a "place" so much as it is a desecration against God, good taste and sustenance.
All at once.
I believe the Geneva Conventions specifically forbade whatever McDonald's serves as "the alleged food..."
Best I can say is that it might not kill you immediately.
Probably.