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   augustus pugin 🌖 (augustus@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 27-May-2026 06:05:38 JST augustus pugin 🌖
   James Bond should be a bald low-T pudgy faced man with glasses who wears a sweater over his shirt and reads The Times cause that's who works for MI6 now
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     Blurry Moon (sun@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 27-May-2026 06:05:37 JST Blurry Moon

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     @augustus did you see that screenshot of some new james bond book that was whinging about gender equality
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     Blurry Moon (sun@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 27-May-2026 06:06:32 JST Blurry Moon

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     @augustus apparently real lol
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     augustus pugin 🌖 (augustus@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 27-May-2026 06:06:33 JST augustus pugin 🌖

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     • Blurry Moon
     @sun I saw excerpts from the one written by Charlie Higson where Bond gets angry about villainous English nationalists
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     kaia (kaia@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Wednesday, 27-May-2026 06:10:36 JST kaia

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     • Blurry Moon
     @sun @augustus if only the coup was done by black lesbians :airisigh:
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     augustus pugin 🌖 (augustus@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 27-May-2026 06:16:33 JST augustus pugin 🌖

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     • Blurry Moon
     @sampo @sun Bond only drinks his soylent martini shaken
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     sampo (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Wednesday, 27-May-2026 06:16:34 JST sampo

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     • Blurry Moon
     @sun @augustus I had to download the book and check if it's real. lol
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     Blurry Moon (sun@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 27-May-2026 06:16:41 JST Blurry Moon

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     @sampo @augustus I 100% understand, it looks like a fake parody someone would make on twitter but it's real, which is pretty sad on multiple levels
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     Blurry Moon (sun@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 27-May-2026 06:44:44 JST Blurry Moon

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     • Jeff "never listens to women" Cliff, B.Sc. 😷 🇮🇷🇱🇧🇨🇦🧯🏴‍☠️🦝🐙 🐧
     @jeffcliff @augustus they've made james bond books by other writers using that as a pen name I think I read somewhere
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     Jeff "never listens to women" Cliff, B.Sc. 😷 🇮🇷🇱🇧🇨🇦🧯🏴‍☠️🦝🐙 🐧 (jeffcliff@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 27-May-2026 06:44:45 JST Jeff "never listens to women" Cliff, B.Sc. 😷 🇮🇷🇱🇧🇨🇦🧯🏴‍☠️🦝🐙 🐧

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     • Blurry Moon
     @sun @augustus flemming has been dead for decades how can that be real
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     adequate_birb (adequate_birb@decayable.ink)'s status on Wednesday, 27-May-2026 06:46:26 JST adequate_birb

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     • Jeff "never listens to women" Cliff, B.Sc. 😷 🇮🇷🇱🇧🇨🇦🧯🏴‍☠️🦝🐙 🐧
     @sun @augustus @jeffcliff
     Modern pop fiction is all James Patterson's basement full of monkeys and typewriters at this point.
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     kakafarm (kakafarm@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 27-May-2026 07:40:46 JST kakafarm

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     • Blurry Moon
     @sun @augustus I will not accept any explanation other than that the author wrote it as a satire of woke "art". It is just too on-the-nose, its hamfisting thrusts are too vigorous.
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     Jeff "never listens to women" Cliff, B.Sc. 😷 🇮🇷🇱🇧🇨🇦🧯🏴‍☠️🦝🐙 🐧 (jeffcliff@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 27-May-2026 08:20:04 JST Jeff "never listens to women" Cliff, B.Sc. 😷 🇮🇷🇱🇧🇨🇦🧯🏴‍☠️🦝🐙 🐧

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     • Blurry Moon
     @sun @augustus "they"
     
     james bond is an ian flemming character.
     
     Any author other than ian flemming who makes a james bond book is making a fake