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   Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 26-Mar-2026 09:34:46 JST Hoss Delgado

   Christ they're making kratom fucking seltzers now? Chat, we're so cooked.

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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 26-Mar-2026 09:43:25 JST Hoss Delgado

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     • D00B
     The gas station drug subject matter expert has arrived.
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     D00B (d00b@clew.lol)'s status on Thursday, 26-Mar-2026 09:43:26 JST D00B

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     @Hoss they aren't good.
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     Poast Oak (poastoak@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 26-Mar-2026 09:49:11 JST Poast Oak

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     Worked with a guy who made kratom shakes out of frappuchinos
     
     Dude was a zooted out useless zombie nigger. Would fuck up everything he touched, spend all morning fixing shit he trashed yesterday, then slonk a kratom shake and shuffle around running crooked ass conduits to nowhere for the rest of the day. Repeat day after day, idk how he stayed employed
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 26-Mar-2026 09:52:05 JST Hoss Delgado

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     • Poast Oak
     Kratom fans be like "bro it helped with my opioid withdrawals and made me functional" yeah maybe functional by opioid addict standards lmao.
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     D00B (d00b@clew.lol)'s status on Thursday, 26-Mar-2026 09:55:04 JST D00B

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     @Hoss Kratom in general isn't great that 7oh shit with the psuedo is the super addictive shit and people will actually have DTs if you take it a lot. It's nuts that stuff is legal.
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Friday, 27-Mar-2026 09:38:34 JST Hoss Delgado

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     • Mr. Bacon
     Imagine being an opioid fan. Truly the bottom-tier of junkies, just shuffle around like zombies and nod off while the industrious methheads are putting in 72-hour days on the grindset ripping copper out of construction sites.
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     Soy_Magnus (soy_magnus@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Friday, 27-Mar-2026 09:38:35 JST Soy_Magnus

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     • Mr. Bacon
     @Hoss @Tony ha they beat our boy to it
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Friday, 27-Mar-2026 09:42:10 JST Hoss Delgado

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     • FWC
     Half the shit they sell in smoke shops seems to fall under the category of "the government hasn't gotten around to banning this yet"
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     FWC (fwc@0.5dollah.click)'s status on Friday, 27-Mar-2026 09:42:12 JST FWC

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     @Hoss Is that legal?

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     Soy_Magnus (soy_magnus@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Friday, 27-Mar-2026 09:55:08 JST Soy_Magnus

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     • Mr. Bacon
     @Hoss @Tony nigga u lean cause of fentanyl I lean cause I got a 20lb copper motor in my pocket were not the same
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Friday, 27-Mar-2026 09:57:55 JST Hoss Delgado

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     You also simp for egirls. You have a taste for some of the cringier vices.
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     Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Friday, 27-Mar-2026 09:57:57 JST Mr. Bacon

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     • Soy_Magnus
     @Hoss @Soy_Magnus hey man, I like some kratom now and again…
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Friday, 27-Mar-2026 10:02:50 JST Hoss Delgado

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     • Mr. Bacon
     Carry a little spritzer bottle of holy water to keep the succubi off you. Kinda like what people do to keep their cats off the kitchen counter.
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     Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Friday, 27-Mar-2026 10:02:51 JST Mr. Bacon

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     • Soy_Magnus
     @Hoss @Soy_Magnus in my defense the e girls find me
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Friday, 27-Mar-2026 10:08:28 JST Hoss Delgado

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     • Del Rio Kun~
     • FWC
     I'm not a huge sperg about people occasionally blazing le dudeweed (I'm guilty of it too) but stoners are massive faggots.
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     Del Rio Kun~ (zrdr_delrio@shitposter.world)'s status on Friday, 27-Mar-2026 10:08:29 JST Del Rio Kun~

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     @Hoss @fwc
     
     I know it's just as cringe but I'll just stick to weed and the occasional twisted tea. Furthest I might go is shrooms, again, but the word "Kratom" sounds like a space drug that makes you purple or somthing
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Friday, 27-Mar-2026 10:09:45 JST Hoss Delgado

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     • Mr. Bacon
     When are the THC/Kratom/Psilocybin combo fuck-my-shit-sideways cocktail seltzers hitting the shelves? (Don't tell me, they already exist)
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     Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Friday, 27-Mar-2026 10:09:46 JST Mr. Bacon

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     • Soy_Magnus
     @Soy_Magnus @Hoss I know, I’ve had two people this week ask me about them.
     
     Also they’ve had them for like 4 years - not as good as the shots
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Friday, 27-Mar-2026 10:16:44 JST Hoss Delgado

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     • FWC
     >Okay okay jeez bro I'm sorry you're like the only black guy here I thought you could hook me up with some bud
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     Jean_Philippe_Micheaux (jean_philippe_micheaux@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 27-Mar-2026 10:16:45 JST Jean_Philippe_Micheaux

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     • Del Rio Kun~
     • FWC
     Drugs are bad
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Friday, 27-Mar-2026 10:23:49 JST Hoss Delgado

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     • Mr. Bacon
     I hear the death cap trip is wild. You go beyond ego death and experience actual death.
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     Soy_Magnus (soy_magnus@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Friday, 27-Mar-2026 10:23:50 JST Soy_Magnus

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     • Mr. Bacon
     @Tony @Hoss the mushrooms are free. U can just pick em they're waiting around for YOU
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     Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Friday, 27-Mar-2026 10:23:51 JST Mr. Bacon

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     • Soy_Magnus
     @Hoss @Soy_Magnus we sell em - mushrooms + tch
     
     But regulated doses. At least in my state