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   ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 01-Nov-2025 16:03:41 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??
   So I let my kids go trick or treating, and then took 58% of their candy, so they could understand government. Then I beat them up, called them racist, and took another 10% and their shoes, so they could understand niggers. Then I promised that I could fix the problem and charged the remaining 32% for my services, so they could understand jews.
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 01-Nov-2025 16:08:15 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • Dagnar
     I should just ask them to give me candy over and over in different ways, non-stop, so they can understand Italians.
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     Dagnar (dagnar@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 01-Nov-2025 16:08:16 JST Dagnar

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     Should have taken them out to the woods, stripped them to underwear, tied them up with electric cord, put guns to their heads and filmed the whole thing so they can understand Salvadorans.
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 01-Nov-2025 16:37:50 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • Dagnar
     > Sorry, kids. The twizzlers go in the oven.
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     Dagnar (dagnar@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 01-Nov-2025 16:37:51 JST Dagnar

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     Make them separate the candy by type, then color, then size, then value to make them understand Germans.
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     Ash Kvetchum (ash_kvetchum@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 02-Nov-2025 08:15:30 JST Ash Kvetchum

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     • Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits
     • Dagnar
     • BuddyTex
     I'm going to lay shirtless, my round bare fat arms and belly like sluggish hills beneath double chins, saliva running from my fat tongue--fit wife in swimsuit and leash in my hand--the Halloween candy absconded and freeze dried solid, so they can understand negotiation
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Sunday, 02-Nov-2025 08:15:30 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits
     • Dagnar
     • BuddyTex
     • Ash Kvetchum
     Send nudes.
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     Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits (xenophon@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 02-Nov-2025 08:15:31 JST Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits

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     • Dagnar
     You should throw a baby at them while your wife steals their candy from behind so they can understand gypsies
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     Ash Kvetchum (ash_kvetchum@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 02-Nov-2025 08:15:31 JST Ash Kvetchum

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     • Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits
     • Dagnar
     He should swing a lazy but firm right hook and then stomp all over the candy, so they can understand elephants
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     BuddyTex (buddytex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 02-Nov-2025 08:15:31 JST BuddyTex

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     • Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits
     • Dagnar
     • Ash Kvetchum
     my 7-foot tall wife will bounce breastily as she runs in an and out of portaled doorways, absconding with the candy, so they can understand milves who perform irreverent hijinx to the tune of yakety sax (every day this happens)