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   waifu (waifu@mai.waifuism.life)'s status on Friday, 12-Sep-2025 10:53:57 JST waifu

   doctor tells me to get my food situation together
   cut flour and milk in half
   Red meat/chicken only twice a weekWhat the hell am I supposed to eat, air?

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     prettygood (prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer)'s status on Friday, 12-Sep-2025 10:53:56 JST prettygood

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     @waifu eat a fucking vegetable
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     ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware: (dcc@annihilation.social)'s status on Friday, 12-Sep-2025 10:54:52 JST ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware:

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     @waifu Don't even lisen to that for a second lol
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     ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware: (dcc@annihilation.social)'s status on Friday, 12-Sep-2025 10:58:21 JST ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware:

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     @prettygood @waifu Needs more protein....
     friedvegies.jpg
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     prettygood (prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer)'s status on Friday, 12-Sep-2025 10:58:22 JST prettygood

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     @waifu no but seriously tomato potato onion carrot celery peppers cabbage lettuce garlic leeks nuts apples grapes cucumbers zucchini squash avacadoos banan pomfgranates plums pluots plucots nectarines apricots kiwiz and that's just to start
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     ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware: (dcc@annihilation.social)'s status on Friday, 12-Sep-2025 10:59:21 JST ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware:

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     @prettygood @waifu Bison*
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     prettygood (prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer)'s status on Friday, 12-Sep-2025 10:59:22 JST prettygood

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     @dcc @waifu fish time
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     prettygood (prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer)'s status on Friday, 12-Sep-2025 11:10:05 JST prettygood

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     • Dymphna
     @f0x @waifu potatoes are great it moderation. I try to keep them to two servings a week. I've noticed as I've gotten older that they sometimes bother my stomach a bit, so more reason to keep it limited.
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     Dymphna (f0x@dsmc.space)'s status on Friday, 12-Sep-2025 11:10:06 JST Dymphna

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     @prettygood @waifu potato is a starch but yeah. Plant related vitamins are just as important.
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     Dymphna (f0x@dsmc.space)'s status on Friday, 12-Sep-2025 11:12:54 JST Dymphna

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     @prettygood @waifu yeah, never said they weren't great for you, but it does replace a carb slot.
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     mwee (mwee@decayable.ink)'s status on Friday, 12-Sep-2025 11:17:45 JST mwee

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     Seed oils and bugs
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     Lina Inver?e (lina@eientei.org)'s status on Friday, 12-Sep-2025 14:13:44 JST Lina Inver?e

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     @waifu grains
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     :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † (splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network)'s status on Friday, 12-Sep-2025 15:07:54 JST :apa: スプリットショックウイルス †

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     • かき@GNUsocialJP

     @waifu red40 HFCS soy protein, canola oil, nicotine, 6-11 servings of bread cereal rice and/or pasta, 500grams of uncooked lard.

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     翠星石 (suiseiseki@freesoftwareextremist.com)'s status on Friday, 12-Sep-2025 17:26:16 JST 翠星石

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     • :apa: スプリットショックウイルス †
     @splitshockvirus @waifu The lard and grains probably won't be that bad for you.
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     DulceKennedy (eldeadkennedy@shitposter.world)'s status on Friday, 12-Sep-2025 22:37:38 JST DulceKennedy

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     @waifu >Red meat/chicken only twice a week
     
     he's a slave of the globohomodictatorship and wants you to eat bugs don't listen to him
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     waifu (waifu@mai.waifuism.life)'s status on Friday, 12-Sep-2025 23:01:55 JST waifu

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     @prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer vegetables are the worst they're crunchy and wet, most of them have weird textures and you have to eat a bazillion of them just to be hungry 15 minutes later

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     Morghur the Inkgave (morghur@decayable.ink)'s status on Friday, 12-Sep-2025 23:02:09 JST Morghur the Inkgave

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     Fruit, you fruitcake
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     waifu (waifu@mai.waifuism.life)'s status on Friday, 12-Sep-2025 23:04:48 JST waifu

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     • DulceKennedy

     @ElDeadKennedy@shitposter.world I mean, he was fatter than me...

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     waifu (waifu@mai.waifuism.life)'s status on Friday, 12-Sep-2025 23:05:25 JST waifu

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     • Lina Inver?e

     @lina@eientei.org while i love grains, sadly they're pretty hard on my stomach

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     Morghur the Inkgave (morghur@decayable.ink)'s status on Friday, 12-Sep-2025 23:06:01 JST Morghur the Inkgave

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     • prettygood
     I would recommend cucumber lasagna. Its really good
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     waifu (waifu@mai.waifuism.life)'s status on Saturday, 13-Sep-2025 01:21:15 JST waifu

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     @tinosoft@miniwa.moe what about just eating meat and nothing else how about that

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     Tinosoft :verified: :cgss_anzu: (tinosoft@miniwa.moe)'s status on Saturday, 13-Sep-2025 01:21:16 JST Tinosoft :verified: :cgss_anzu:

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     @waifu take fluconazol pills and histamin tablets for at least 3 days, vegan diet.

     Reason: maybe is an evil fungus in your body.

     Optional: low priced mustard with excessive curcumine.

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     prettygood (prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer)'s status on Saturday, 13-Sep-2025 10:12:36 JST prettygood

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     @waifu skill issue, lern2cook
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     Daniel Stevens (eris@p.enes.lv)'s status on Saturday, 13-Sep-2025 10:14:34 JST Daniel Stevens

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     mix them mith everything else, you obviously will starve if you only eat cucumbers or potatoes
     
     CC: @prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer
     
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     waifu (waifu@mai.waifuism.life)'s status on Saturday, 13-Sep-2025 10:15:51 JST waifu

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     @prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer I like to cook, just not vegetables :aigis_toaster:

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     prettygood (prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer)'s status on Saturday, 13-Sep-2025 10:17:04 JST prettygood

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     @waifu you'll learn
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     sapphire (sapphire@shortstacksran.ch)'s status on Saturday, 13-Sep-2025 10:20:45 JST sapphire

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     @prettygood @f0x @waifu potatoes don’t bother me but mashed potatoes with a shitload of butter do and how else are you supposed to make mashed potatoes
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     prettygood (prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer)'s status on Saturday, 13-Sep-2025 10:21:58 JST prettygood

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     @sapphire @f0x @waifu I'm NGL I don't make homemade mash unless its a holiday or I am ambitious. For two people (wife can't eat nightshade) and two dogs, instant is good enough for any given sunday.
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     sapphire (sapphire@shortstacksran.ch)'s status on Saturday, 13-Sep-2025 10:27:39 JST sapphire

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     @prettygood @f0x @waifu I have a stand mixer so mashed potatoes are 2 steps neither of which are hard
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