Notices by :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † (splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network)

L + Your foundation is flawed + eyes blind by ignorance + Removed from the book of fate + Ashes scattered across the nine provinces + No comprehension of the Grand Way + Heart demon infestation + Flea trying to topple a mountain + Dog barking before dragon + Frog staring at the sky + Wander lost in Samsara for a million lifetimes + Simply unworthy

Bro doesn’t even have a spiritual root aligned with the heavens 💀

@adiz I'M LOSING MY SHIT OVER THAT PASTA 😆

@Matty @adiz AH LAWD I'M LAFFFIN

Struggling rn

Going to put some whey protein on popcorn I will report back with the results

@benis_redux bro literally reads a thesaurus all day

@waifu red40 HFCS soy protein, canola oil, nicotine, 6-11 servings of bread cereal rice and/or pasta, 500grams of uncooked lard.

Might have a remote work position.

It's not good but at this point idc.

(Gentlemen it's been an honor)> :bigpig: :facebook_frog_reverse: :bball1:
#titanicfedi

In the engine room straight up stoking it, and by it I mean.... :cirno_baka: #titanicfedi

I weigh seven pounds (sterling) less after a month.

It's not actually looking good for me.

Bro packing zyn while at the gym 🦫

Dam 🦫

Am I actually in the minority of filing my own taxes?

I'm still of the mindset that decimal time is an objectively good idea.

Also we should push earth into a larger orbit so that a year is 400 days instead of 365.

It should only take about 1.6 × 10³² joules of energy to reach the required Δv of 889 m/s.

@benis_redux
Imagine if you would 🦫 a newton meter.

Now replace said thought with kicking your torque wrench with your 🦶 until you hear it click.

I just realized I put neuton

@benis_redux foot pound is actually a measurement of kinetic energy, pound feet is the real™ measurement for torque but everyone just says foot pound.

@benis_redux metric absolutists are annoying but energy should arguably be measured in joules. I don't know what "the energy to lift one pound one foot" is, or what one horsepower is or what one British Thermal Unit is.

But everyone should understand what a Watt is.

@basadeskaiser @benis_redux nautical miles are based, I wish we used them instead of statute miles.

@rosey so basically this

@PurpCat @mint

A G37 should have been able to maintain that speed, either Nissan cheaped out on tires, the owner cheaped out on tires or he didn't rotate them.

@PurpCat @mint

GM gave me 19 inch W rated Goodyear tires and mine blew out at 70 mph even though I kept up with maintenance. I have since replaced them V rated 17 inch because they ride much smoother :cirno_uwu: