Notices by :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † (splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network)

@david my computer isn't turned on, checkmate 😎

"damn cudi"

"type shit"

"aura"

"bro is cooked, he's chalked"

"damn cudi"

Bro is absolutely beside himself at that one

@benis_redux The absolute irony of what you are saying right now. :pepe_laugh:

Anyways me and ###-san talked at length about Shiny Colors because he liked my t-shirt.

@benis_redux I have officially graduated unfortunately.

I am an official normalfag as of today.

I've been GNU/Hurding cats this whole day

@benis_redux federeddit type response

Got my first "nihongo ha jõzudesu" to which I said 👋ya👋ya👋ya👋ya because I KNOW that it's dogshit

And then was told I was going 👋↔️👋↔️👋↔️👋 like Japanese, and then I wanted to strangle him, because he is lying.

He's lying
I know he's lying
He's knows he's lying
He knows I know he's lying

And he's still lying.

Type shit.

@haruki literally me rn

I've had my first experience of what a non fediverse amerikkkan is like while in Japan (actually fuck Americans on fediverse as well (except those on starnix.network and annihilation.social))

And all I have to say is bro I'm fucking sorry I didn't know we act that bad. Got dam 🦫 🦫 🦫

Americans 🐝 like: EXCUSE ME WHERE IS THE POKE E MON CENTER!? WHY DON'T YOU ACCEPT APPLE PAY???

SSV 🐝 like: 👉👈 place some obscure idol bullshit on the cashier counter ”カードエクセプト”

I look exactly like this except I'm seven feet tall Chinese AND black

@ligma_male 40 in Japanese is like 30 in E*ropean and 25 in Am*rikkkan

@Kagekokoro dude I don't even know if he has a granddaughter I made that shit up.

I'm just saying if I was fluent in Japanese we probably would be friends.

@dcc you know what, at this point I don't care anymore give me that green card.

I think my Airbnb host wants me to marry his granddaughter (she's like 40 (probably)) :cirno_baka:

Anyways the coolest thing I bought today is this. I have been eyeing one since before I arrived while back in :florida:

It's an IC card lanyard, it makes it so I can tap in faster than even the resident itoddlers (which basically everyone in Japan) very handy :cirno_smile:

Very tanoshii
Much sugoii
かっこいい one might even say

America-jin was not ready to walk 22km in one day. Bro needed a wheelchair by the time we got back home.

"How much is that in miles?"

What's a mile?

Linus Tech Tips managed to break glusterFS on top of ZFS because he (or his server admin) never enabled checksumming for his Zpool arrays, so they eventually corrupted. :facebook_frog: 🪣