Notices by :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † (splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network)

What's the point of capturing the monsters if I can't make a petting zoo and charge for admission?

Ts what I finna 🐝 doing in :2weeks:

@sjb It works better for my opsec if I say yes.

Bruh this is standard on all Ford Transits there's not even a base model anymore you can't take this shit off.

They could have put redundant climate knobs but nah that'd be too much money, so you just get to boil alive in your cargo van when your iPad elon musk Tesla tablet bricks itself in 4 years.

A Mr. Beast video but he pays the bail for 50 suspected violent convicts and they all fight each other.

@7666 I'm in a commercial vehicle :kms

THE DEMOCRATS PUT THE AC CONTROLS ON THIS TOUCH SCREEN AND WON'T LET ME CHANGE IT WITHOUT ENABLING TWO STEP VERIFICATION

:stonecold:

@sjb It would give me an excuse to get a rolex.

You know I should go buy a sextant actually

Bro's alt got discovered immediately. He just can't help himself.

@dcc When I was sailing in Tampa Bay for :2weeks: back in high school, everyone said I looked like the Vietcong when got back.

That's the ugliest sunburn I think I've ever had.

Like I'm an actual redneck right now

"Go read a book"

Bruh how about you go into a court house and observe an actual trail instead of making shit up.

This idiot is arguing that bail is a right.

My driver decided to do donuts in the parking lot instead of picking me up.

Fuck this country man.

Breaking Bad if Sky just minded her own business

@disclosetv FLORIDA DUB

>CW food

@benis_redux speaking of.

I must 🐝 losing weight because I'm starting to have trouble finishing food.