Notices by :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † (splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network)

@grips hodl up let me listen to them again.

@grips i_voted.jpg

@grips probably but I'll know when they call me

On record I don't need to sell my soul to satan

Got a j*b interview today.

I'll let you know if my NEET arc is over.

@lina @eric yuh :facebook_frog: :lean:

Mongolian caricature spotted at my bus stop.

Had a dream I was on a connect flight to Kazakhstan and I took a picture at a Russian airport of a coke vending machine that was completely in Chinese. (the caption I put on the picture was something like "What is happening to this country? 🦅)

I was hacked to death by PMC Redan or some weeb shit gang in the airport giftshop with a machete after they pulled a replica revolver on me and I noticed it was fake and I called them poor for not owning a real gun.

@benis_redux Jeffrey Dahmer type post.

@benis_redux STOP FUCKING USING GLEASONATOR FEATURES THAT SHIT IS HOMOSEXUAL AND TWITTER CODED AF

@wuwei113 me when I annex another country for workforce population.

@eric Master server told you to get back on the plantation and be a peasant (buy an ecks bocks)

@eric netcode drm momento™

@sneeden

This is bugman coded holy shit.

Wicked was enjoyable

@lina @Junes

>Downloads lossless audio
>Plays on Bluetooth speaker

Smells like celery in my room (I live outside).

I still remember my class A B C K fire extinguishers :cirno_baka:

@trumpgpt @theorytoe

Mister president tell John Deere I'm sick of their shit and I need to be able to fix my GPS on my 9rx 830 or else I can't harvest my sneed oils and AMERICANS WILL STARVE

@theorytoe

Get inside the cage wagie on the throne king