Notices by :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † (splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network)

@dcc @crunklord420

it's for shitty gen 4 or 3 gl*cks

@dcc @crunklord420

I never wrap anything. Grip tape is a meme just wear gloves.

Shit would go pretty well as an album cover

@crunklord420 #SoftHands :hands:

@dcc @ligma_male

:100_emoji:

HK 🐝 like

>The wait is OVER
[Inception Sound effect]
>An AY ARE FIFTEEN
"Damn son where'd you find this?"
>With M-Lok, Ambidextrous controls, and adjustable gas block
"OH BABY A TRIPLE!"
>Coming soon™ only $5,000

modelo 𝓷𝓮𝓰𝓻𝓪 and cigarillos

@dcc @benis_redux @eric

Figure out S3 block storage and get it cheaper than Backblaze.

@eric

I got my deficit down to $12.75 per month.

I'm pretty sure I have at least two Hetzner VMs that can be shutdown.

@eric

I like ゲーム so they stay but I might move them to the new Danktube VM I have been sitting on.

I have an owncast that I can just spin up and down with a disk snapshot so it doesn't need to be on when I'm not streaming.

@eric Also have a few experimental VMs (pixfed and mitra) that I just left running.

@benis_redux @eric it's a really annoying implementation to install compared to anything else that I've done (except funkwhale)

So basically if I don't eat any food, cancel one of my gym memberships (one is redundant), switch phone plans, pay off my phone (only one payment left), don't invest anything.

I'm only short like ~$120 per month. That's not actually that bad for someone who is functionally a NEET. I might be able to compress some of my hetzner VMs into one large one but I could just sell my stockpile of 7.62x39 ammo and be fine for a year.

What game should I play on my steam deck?

Nicotine headache :facebook_frog_reverse:

I should go lease a BMW :ssv:

If you have to use "quotation marks" in your "sentence" to make "emphasis" or "imply" an "alternative" "meaning" to a word outside of its official "definition".

You should probably open a thesaurus and figure the fuck out what it is you are trying to communicate before commenting on things.

@benis_redux @CobaltSasquatch

Kel-Tec ( :florida: ) off the perc with this one

Sandbagged FR

Imagine naming your fediverse implementation after an Ikea shark, like are you serious?