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✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware: (dcc@annihilation.social)'s status on Monday, 18-Aug-2025 03:24:53 JST 
✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware:
@NonPlayableClown @Godsend @Jonny @Twig @bigmattoidchimpin @7666 @f0x @fknretardlol @koropokkur @phnt @DiamondMind @dsm @p @stelo @ins0mniak @meso @mint @NeoCat @Leyonhjelm No? i have told him to not spam before.
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Thomas Magnum (leyonhjelm@shitposter.world)'s status on Monday, 18-Aug-2025 03:30:12 JST 
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@dcc @Godsend @Jonny @Twig @bigmattoidchimpin @7666 @f0x @fknretardlol @koropokkur @phnt @DiamondMind @dsm @p @stelo @ins0mniak @meso @NonPlayableClown @mint @NeoCat
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MK-ULTRA (diamondmind@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Monday, 18-Aug-2025 21:13:47 JST 
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@wecanfixthis @Twig @Leyonhjelm @Godsend @Jonny @bigmattoidchimpin @dcc @7666 @f0x @fknretardlol @koropokkur @phnt @dsm @p @stelo @ins0mniak @meso @NonPlayableClown @mint since it's Sunday, the CIA agents are at home with their family instead of at the Langley office. That's why bigmattoidchimpin hasn't posted today. He's grilling hamburgers and hot dogs on his boomer grill in his backyard in his white boomer suburban house. Cheers, bro! I'll drink a Corona beer too and be there with you in spirit, CIA Officer Mattoid-Chimp-Ass-Glownigger
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wecanfixthis (wecanfixthis@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 18-Aug-2025 21:13:48 JST 
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@Twig @Leyonhjelm @Godsend @Jonny @bigmattoidchimpin @dcc @7666 @f0x @fknretardlol @koropokkur @phnt @DiamondMind @dsm @p @stelo @ins0mniak @meso @NonPlayableClown @mint He died with love in his heart and mind. Godspeed old timer
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Twig (twig@annihilation.social)'s status on Monday, 18-Aug-2025 21:13:49 JST 
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@Leyonhjelm @Godsend @Jonny @bigmattoidchimpin @dcc @7666 @f0x @fknretardlol @koropokkur @phnt @DiamondMind @dsm @p @stelo @ins0mniak @meso @NonPlayableClown @mint @NeoCat
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MK-ULTRA (diamondmind@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Monday, 18-Aug-2025 22:11:34 JST
MK-ULTRA
@bigmattoidchimpin @7666 @Godsend @Jonny @Leyonhjelm @NonPlayableClown @Twig @dcc @dsm @f0x @fknretardlol @ins0mniak @koropokkur @meso @mint @p @phnt @stelo @wecanfixthis where is my invitation then you homosexual pedophile ass fucker? I don't want to join the CIA cause I don't fuck children in the rectum like you do, demon
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Mat TL;DF MacShane (bigmattoidchimpin@annihilation.social)'s status on Monday, 18-Aug-2025 22:11:35 JST 
Mat TL;DF MacShane
@DiamondMind @Godsend @Jonny @Twig @dcc @7666 @f0x @fknretardlol @koropokkur @phnt @dsm @p @stelo @ins0mniak @meso @wecanfixthis @NonPlayableClown @mint @Leyonhjelm Fear not, I have returned from the 'Langley offices' of NewsNation headquarters, America's news powerhouse with the greatest concentration of genius-level IQs per capita among its ranks of most ethical and highly diligent news professionals; or, to put it another way, the DREAM TEAM of all news rosters ever hand selected by CIA Operation Mockingbird to read teleprompter @ u. Just kidding. I have never been selected by the CIA for anything. I could not pass their most rigorous character and fitness examinations. In fact, I was expressly told to not even think about trying again, and that my deep-seated character flaw of "uncompromisable heterosexuality" was considered the most disqualifying psychological defect of all by the men of the Agency. Hence why gay nerds with gay nerd names like Anderson Cooper and Tucker Carlson just walked right on in there like it was nuthin', then went on to pass the whole battery of most penetrating CIA examinations with flying rainbow colors.
Sadly, I actually didn't even go anywhere to touch grass or do any of that CIA boomer normofag stuff either. Truth is, I was literally stuck.. at home. I even lost all this time and came out of some blank slate state totally naked, so I was super-worried that the Reptilluminati grabbed me again to rebrief me on [redacted] classified stuff. Then I remembered, with great relief, that the last thing I was doing was staring at my fully naked reflection in my glow-ops Wayfair Full-Length Mirror. Then I somehow fell into a Nazi deepest state of statuesque suspended animation meditative trance in which I remained for many hours. I feel very lucky and most blessed to have survived that great peril, even if I truly have no clue how or why that came about. I just presume some unknown bro who actually made it to Mass may have thought of me, and had produced that most holy quantum miracle. If that did happen, thank you guy for saving my life. I really was double-D DumpstereD done for, and to die in that manner would have been, like.... the Biggest Tragedic to be witnessed or recorded in all of History.
If I were a betting man, I'd bet it was the Zergling_man who launched that Hail Mary prayer pass to rescue my DICK again.
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