@hfaust better have kids then, solves most issues!
- tired: finally for a good reason! - wants to stay home: ✅ - can cook: ✅ ✅ - childless: not anymore! - "my boobs aren't thaat big": not nearly enough! - "i'm too old for this": nope! - watches you make mistakes she made years ago: can teach kids better! - wasted her life on her job: not anymore! - "the house is a disaster": valid excuse provided!