@hfaust
better have kids then, solves most issues!
- tired: finally for a good reason!
- wants to stay home: ✅
- can cook: ✅ ✅
- childless: not anymore!
- "my boobs aren't thaat big": not nearly enough!
- "i'm too old for this": nope!
- watches you make mistakes she made years ago: can teach kids better!
- wasted her life on her job: not anymore!
- "the house is a disaster": valid excuse provided!