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   Hyperhidrosis (hyperhidrosis@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 20-Apr-2025 14:10:36 JST Hyperhidrosis
   I've tired making my resume job specific.
   I've tried getting references from an employee.
   I've applied to 1k jobs across different sites.
   I've even started a masters degree.
   Building a "business" rn lets see if I can make money off of that.
   
   Idk chat, it's genuinely not looking good.
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     gentoobro (gentoobro@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Sunday, 20-Apr-2025 14:10:44 JST gentoobro

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     did they want me to lie?

     Yes, they want you to lie. So start lying. Just straight up lying, about degrees, about experience, about prior jobs. Corpos have no problem lying to you in the job post and during the interview, so return the favor.

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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Sunday, 20-Apr-2025 14:14:31 JST Hoss Delgado

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     • mangeurdenuage :gnu: :trisquel: :gondola_head: 🌿 :abeshinzo: :ignucius:
     Fabricate a fake company and buy a burner phone for the reference contact. AI makes it easier than ever to spin a halfway convincing web of lies.
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     Hyperhidrosis (hyperhidrosis@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 20-Apr-2025 14:14:32 JST Hyperhidrosis

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     • mangeurdenuage :gnu: :trisquel: :gondola_head: 🌿 :abeshinzo: :ignucius:
     @mangeurdenuage just say you were focusing on education and school projects or something idk i never had a job before
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     mangeurdenuage :gnu: :trisquel: :gondola_head: 🌿 :abeshinzo: :ignucius: (mangeurdenuage@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 20-Apr-2025 14:14:32 JST mangeurdenuage :gnu: :trisquel: :gondola_head: 🌿 :abeshinzo: :ignucius:

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     @Hyperhidrosis "I signed a gov NDA"
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     mangeurdenuage :gnu: :trisquel: :gondola_head: 🌿 :abeshinzo: :ignucius: (mangeurdenuage@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 20-Apr-2025 14:14:33 JST mangeurdenuage :gnu: :trisquel: :gondola_head: 🌿 :abeshinzo: :ignucius:

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     @Hyperhidrosis
     >did they want me to lie
     Yes and no. Current HRs are psychos and no they don't want you to lie except when they profit from it. They also want to see how far you go as it's a way of "showing your motivation".
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Sunday, 20-Apr-2025 14:53:51 JST Hoss Delgado

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     • mangeurdenuage :gnu: :trisquel: :gondola_head: 🌿 :abeshinzo: :ignucius:
     TIL something new about the yuropoor surveillance state hell on Earth.
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     mangeurdenuage :gnu: :trisquel: :gondola_head: 🌿 :abeshinzo: :ignucius: (mangeurdenuage@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 20-Apr-2025 14:53:52 JST mangeurdenuage :gnu: :trisquel: :gondola_head: 🌿 :abeshinzo: :ignucius:

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     • Hoss Delgado
     @Hoss @Hyperhidrosis
     >burner phone
     Not allowed since 2015 in France.
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     gentoobro (gentoobro@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Monday, 21-Apr-2025 01:47:28 JST gentoobro

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     • bronze
     • AsukaNeko

     I've worked with people who lied their way into a software development job. They couldn't code for shit, and they didn't learn to on the job, but the managers that hired them were too retarded to tell.

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     AsukaNeko (asukaneko@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 21-Apr-2025 01:47:29 JST AsukaNeko

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     • gentoobro
     @gentoobro @bronze @Hyperhidrosis Office shit is all plug and play anyhow. Lie your way in and learn the shit in a week tops.
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     cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.world)'s status on Monday, 21-Apr-2025 01:49:09 JST cool_boy_mew

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     @Hyperhidrosis yes, lie and heavily embellish
     
     After struggling for a year in the job search after college I eventually met with an uncle who apparently does job placement for CEOs and such and he told me to say, for example, if you're asked why no car, say that you're a fucking nomad or whatever the fuck the embellished term was for someone on foot, it was some absolute bullshit I had never heard before
     
     It's legitimately this dumb
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Tuesday, 22-Apr-2025 08:03:57 JST Hoss Delgado

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     • mangeurdenuage :gnu: :trisquel: :gondola_head: 🌿 :abeshinzo: :ignucius:
     • Andrew Fork
     He's already increasingly finding himself no longer surrounded by the French without even having to leave. I think that's part of the issue.
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     Andrew Fork (andrewfork@cachapa.cc)'s status on Tuesday, 22-Apr-2025 08:03:58 JST Andrew Fork

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     • Hoss Delgado
     • mangeurdenuage :gnu: :trisquel: :gondola_head: 🌿 :abeshinzo: :ignucius:

     @Hyperhidrosis@shitposter.world @Hoss@shitpost.cloud @mangeurdenuage@shitposter.world there's no respite for the good man but think about it this way, at least you won't be surrounded by the french or the french "people"

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     mangeurdenuage :gnu: :trisquel: :gondola_head: 🌿 :abeshinzo: :ignucius: (mangeurdenuage@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 22-Apr-2025 08:03:59 JST mangeurdenuage :gnu: :trisquel: :gondola_head: 🌿 :abeshinzo: :ignucius:

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     • Andrew Fork
     @AndrewFork @Hyperhidrosis @Hoss I wish but unlikely. In my experience the neighbor's grass is never greener.
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     Andrew Fork (andrewfork@cachapa.cc)'s status on Tuesday, 22-Apr-2025 08:04:00 JST Andrew Fork

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     • Hoss Delgado
     • mangeurdenuage :gnu: :trisquel: :gondola_head: 🌿 :abeshinzo: :ignucius:

     @Hoss@shitpost.cloud @Hyperhidrosis@shitposter.world @mangeurdenuage@shitposter.world
     hope you get out one day :lain_heart: