@Hyperhidrosis yes, lie and heavily embellish

After struggling for a year in the job search after college I eventually met with an uncle who apparently does job placement for CEOs and such and he told me to say, for example, if you're asked why no car, say that you're a fucking nomad or whatever the fuck the embellished term was for someone on foot, it was some absolute bullshit I had never heard before

It's legitimately this dumb