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   Snowshadow 🇨🇦 (snowshadow@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 06-Apr-2025 07:58:01 JST Snowshadow 🇨🇦

   🤣 😂 🤣 🤣 😂 😂
   Someone opened a new account :

   Heard Island
   and it is hilarious.
   I will be sharing a few posts.

   Here is the first
   #HeardIsland
   👉 Note: This will be a thread 🧵
   1/?
   from BSky

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     🧵 #HeardIsland

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     "Heard Island Government
     @heardislandgov.bsky.social

     We need to dispel some rumors. There is ZERO fentanyl trafficking on both of our HIMI islands. In fact, while our Gentoo penguins can travel hundreds of miles to bring partners their favorite pebble, they are incapable and unwilling of carrying even an ounce of illicit drugs."

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     #HeardIsland

     "Heard Island Government
     @heardislandgov.bsky.social
     We take tariffs on our beautiful Heard Island very seriously. We will be consulting all mammals and flightless birds and will make an announcement in the near future detailing our response. #heardisland #tariff #mcdonaldisland #trumptariff
     April 2, 2025 at 8:01 PM"

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     👋 more from #HeardIsland

     🧵 continued update

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     "Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social
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     Finance Ministry: “We’ve never exported anything, but now that America has economic interest, we could ship some samples of unrefrigerated krill via standard transit to the White House. Paired with some Limburger, epoisses, or cabrales, they will realize we have cards ripe to negotiate with”

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     @Snowshadow

     🙏🤣

     However, after all the BS economics coming from the Casa Blanca (as DC will surely be taken over by Latino drug lords,) how about some #WhalePoop for #tRump instead?

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     #HeardIsland

     "Heard Island Government
     @heardislandgov.bsky.social
     Please be patient with our slow Gov services at this time. We have not had this much media attention since Mr. Trump and Mr. Epstein visited our little island many years ago, which is obviously publicly shared and un-redacted knowledge"

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     #HeardIsland

     "Heard Island Government
     @heardislandgov.bsky.social
     Live from the Ice House Capitol building: “In response to these economic threats and to emphasize our unity, we will be renaming McDonald Island to the Isle of Krill. No longer will gluttonous dictators confuse us for a land of obesity and value menus”."

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     #HeardIsland

     "Heard Island Government
     @heardislandgov.bsky.social
     The representative from McDonald Island has tried to filibuster our renaming of the island but did not have the same stamina as
     @booker.senate.gov
     and stood for only 24 minutes."

     (AI generated photo)

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     Thread 5/?

     #HeardIsland

     "Heard Island Government
     @heardislandgov.bsky.social
     Inspired by
     @mark-carney.bsky.social
     and Canadians everywhere. We’re all fighting back on our home ice!"

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     #HeardIsland

     "Heard Island Government
     @heardislandgov.bsky.social
     We’ve spoken to senior US Officials. They confirmed they’ve tariffed our lovely Islands in order to force us to sell our precious flightless bird eggs to America at discounted rates given egg prices there, and their Health Secretary raving about the benefits of fertilized Penguin eggs and whale skin
     April 3, 2025 at 1:19 AM"

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     #HeardIsland

     "Heard Island Government
     @heardislandgov.bsky.social
     If you are new here, yes we’re technically an Australian territory, but we prefer the term Antarctic Nudist colony. Australia with freezer burn if you will."

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     "Heard Island Government
     @heardislandgov.bsky.social
     BREAKING from Heard Island’s Press Room: “We will welcome President Trump’s envoys to our territory to discuss tariff adjustments. Any guest is expected to be wearing a Tuxedo, and to thank us for crustacean and krill offerings. We will egg sit and seal taunt while they discuss their cards.”
     April 2, 2025 at 11:26 PM"

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     "It’s 9am TFT time here, and citizens are already gathering to protest Tariffs by the United States. Our plain clothes Officer Penguins are attempting to maintain calm, but unfortunately we keep losing them in the crowd.
     April 3, 2025 at 12:13 AM"

     (possible AI -generated photo)

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     • HistoPol (#HP) 🏴 🇺🇸 🏴

     @HistoPol 😂 👍