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"Heard Island Government
@heardislandgov.bsky.social
BREAKING from Heard Island’s Press Room: “We will welcome President Trump’s envoys to our territory to discuss tariff adjustments. Any guest is expected to be wearing a Tuxedo, and to thank us for crustacean and krill offerings. We will egg sit and seal taunt while they discuss their cards.”
April 2, 2025 at 11:26 PM"