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I want to make a coffee company that sells k cups, cold brew cans, & ground coffee tubs that has ridiculous caffeine content + nicotine for dirt cheap.
I would start marketing by swapping out the Folgers at AA / NA meetings where all they do is pound shitty black coffee and endlessly chain-smoke bummed cigarettes.
Then I would market it to poor White working class folks who also endlessly chug coffee & smoke cigarettes.
I would put a ton of warning labels all over it that says "Do not drink this crap, it'll get you addicted & then kill you."
This would chase off the normies & pumpkin spice crowd. This isn't for you. I want addicts. Former and current.
This marketing would trick the defiant normgroids into becoming nicotine & caffeine Chads.
Might restore some clarity & reduce the amount of day drunks here and there. I want everyone jacked up on heart palpitations and synapse firing lubricant.
I think I could convince bars to sell it as their nightcap drink before people get on the road to drive home.
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Redpill me on nicotine.
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@Eiregoat Nicotine is my best friend. It has been since I was 15. I started off ripping darts, moved to robococks, finally I have ascended to TFN nicsalts in pouches. It has been the cleanest form of ingestion where I get the benefits of nicotine + almost zero negative side effects that come along with darts & robo steamcocks.
Something like a Zyn pouch is nothing but tobacco free nicotine (lab derived, synthetic nicotine) with zero adulterants in a pouch with a tiny amount of flavoring like peppermint that you don't need to spit. There's no other chemicals.
Nicotine in and of itself isn't harmful to you in proper doses and is a good appetite suppressant & stimulant (which is why poor people have always smoked or chewed tobacco.)
There's plenty of studies that shows it improves cognitive function & stimulates brain activity.
They also believe it's neuroprotective & delays development of Parkinson's / Alzheimer's, & it has anti-inflammatory side effects as well as helping to block the pain sensing neurons.
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@catmanmancat @Old_Meme_Clown im going to rewatch that shitshow now
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@eee @Old_Meme_Clown Fun fact that movie helped Terry Crews get his foot in the door acting. The director saw this giant jacked to the tits nigga who was working security for production sets & asked him to be an extra in that scene towards the end when Denzel rolls up to the jungle & does that end scene where he gets smoked.
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@catmanmancat Let me know when you get to the stage of looking for investment capital.
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@Old_Meme_Clown
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@catmanmancat @Old_Meme_Clown terry is probably one in a million, hes taking care of his son and tries to be a proper father figure in his formative years
also nigger
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@eee @Old_Meme_Clown Terry can be a US backed warlord in his home country of choice in Africa. He would make a great diplomat as he speaks well & generally behaves.
He loses points for allowing a jewfag to sexually assault him without knocking his ass out though.
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@catmanmancat @eee @Old_Meme_Clown >He loses points for allowing a jewfag to sexually assault him without knocking his ass out though.
In fairness to him, he probably doesn't like jews and is smart enough to recognize his place in the pecking order. He built computers to play games with his kids years ago, so he's not just some big dumb goofus. I also love that he's anti porno.
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@TeaTootler @catmanmancat They don't go to boiling. The hottest temp you can get from a Keurig is like 195°F. STILL don't use them when possible and if you do get the permanent mesh filters.
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@catmanmancat keurig cartridges are a hazard, 250 F boiling water into BPA ridden plastic, yum
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@TeaTootler @catmanmancat BTW this is one of the reasons their coffee tastes like crap. They do not get hot enough. Sad!