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   RW Fren Squads (catmanmancat@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 22-Feb-2025 06:05:06 JST RW Fren Squads
   I want to make a coffee company that sells k cups, cold brew cans, & ground coffee tubs that has ridiculous caffeine content + nicotine for dirt cheap.
   
   I would start marketing by swapping out the Folgers at AA / NA meetings where all they do is pound shitty black coffee and endlessly chain-smoke bummed cigarettes.
   
   Then I would market it to poor White working class folks who also endlessly chug coffee & smoke cigarettes.
   
   I would put a ton of warning labels all over it that says "Do not drink this crap, it'll get you addicted & then kill you."
   
   This would chase off the normies & pumpkin spice crowd. This isn't for you. I want addicts. Former and current.
   
   This marketing would trick the defiant normgroids into becoming nicotine & caffeine Chads.
   
   Might restore some clarity & reduce the amount of day drunks here and there. I want everyone jacked up on heart palpitations and synapse firing lubricant.
   
   I think I could convince bars to sell it as their nightcap drink before people get on the road to drive home.