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was talking with one of my american friends about how twitter is unusable because of all the onlyfans bots in the replies, and he went on about how it's particularly evil because porn objectifies women and men are conditioned to expect that. i kinda zoned out midway through and just blurted "wait, porn can have women in it???" without thinking....... if you would have looked up "bewilderment" in the dictionary, you would have seen a photo of the look i got. i might just be retarded or something
- Doughnut Lollipop 【記録係】:blobfoxgooglymlem:, mangeurdenuage :gnu: :trisquel: :gondola_head: 🌿 :abeshinzo: :ignucius: and Fish of Rage and 2 others like this.
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@zonk the only expectation I have from porn is a shaved poon, I don't think that's unreasonable.
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@sun i prefer a good trim myself, i don't like it looking like a ken doll down there
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@zonk pejazzling
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@sun i wish i could go back to past me 15 seconds ago, before i knew what that word meant...
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@toiletpaper @zonk they're not pretending to be children it's just a style
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@sun @zonk
I don't understand why women want to pretend to be prepubescent children. It's like the Japanese pron where all the women whine and cry like they're being raped. WTF?? At least have a landing strip so I know you're an adult FFS!
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@toiletpaper @zonk that's not what it is and that's not what men get out of it
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@sun @zonk
A style of make believe pedo shit.
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@sun @zonk
The only advantage I can see to that is not getting hair stuck in your teeth or the back of your throat. Other than that though, it's the cosplay equivalent of wearing diapers.
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@toiletpaper @zonk kinks are kinks
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@nerthos @toiletpaper @zonk It doesn't have to be completely bare I just don't want a jungle
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@toiletpaper @sun @zonk All you gay niggas going "if the pussy hair is X lenght eww cooties"
What matters is that she washes it, that's it
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@nerthos @sun @toiletpaper @zonk the more there is it traps sweat, bacteria, and as a result: unpleasant smells. So unless you demand they shower immediately before your activities, it's gonna be Funky Kong
If you're gonna get so worked up about body hair tho I hope y'all have aligned your opinions when it comes to armpit hair too because dear god, if she has no hair under her arms isn't she but a child??? :wotwot:
PS i shave my manly man pits every couple of months because mine will grow crazy long and it wastes deodorant, itches, and smells.
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@feld @nerthos @toiletpaper @zonk shave legs, shave pits shave puss.
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@why @feld @nerthos @toiletpaper @zonk no actually
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@sun @feld @nerthos @toiletpaper @zonk next youre gonna tell me i have to take a shower too
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@sun @nerthos @toiletpaper @zonk I do my legs too because it makes my tattoos look good otherwise they look really rough. It's hard to have clear skin with hairy legs because... well how are you going to successfully exfoliate the skin and moisturize it when it's hairy as hell anyway?
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@sun @nerthos @toiletpaper @zonk true story: downside of a waxed b-hole is your farts get much louder because the hairs prevent skin from sealing as tightly.
well that's a feature sometimes. take this knowledge with you on your life journey.
on the upside, it will save you on toilet paper :thunk:
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@toiletpaper @feld @sun @zonk Coward
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@nerthos @toiletpaper @feld @zonk shaved armpits are a necessity too, basically any place I stick my face
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@feld @nerthos @sun @zonk
I don't put my dick in her armpits...
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@toiletpaper @nerthos @sun @zonk shame, but there's always the back-of-the-knee wank I guess
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@sun @nerthos @feld @zonk
If you're gonna insist on that then you should reciprocate in kind and shave your balls. Then hand in your man card at the man card revocation office.
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@toiletpaper @feld @nerthos @zonk I'll shave whatever she tells me to shave, fair's fair.
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@sun @feld @toiletpaper @zonk You should ask for sponsorship from Gillette moon
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@toiletpaper @nerthos @sun @zonk y'all are missing out.
both participants freshly waxed and lubed: it's surreal how different it feels
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@nerthos @feld @toiletpaper @zonk I forgot she jp she might do this
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@sun @toiletpaper @feld @zonk
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@sun @nerthos @toiletpaper @zonk slap bounce it on the smooth head and say "bad baby bad baby"
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@sun @feld @nerthos @toiletpaper @zonk Shave your uvula. :blobfoxgooglytrash:
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@toiletpaper @nerthos @sun @zonk i hope my wife doesn't find out i'm gay for her
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@feld @nerthos @sun @zonk
@nerthos was right about you being gay.
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@sun @zonk Hairy pussies tickle your dick with every thrust. it's pleasant.