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Doc (d0c40r0@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 08:09:33 JST Doc wedding venues love the color white don't they -
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Doc (d0c40r0@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 08:10:09 JST Doc nothing wrong with it but damn nigga you didn't need to put a horrendous watery paint over what I'm sure is probably quite nice brick BowserNoodle ☦️ likes this. -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 08:10:09 JST ?? Humpleupagus ?? I got married in my parent's backyard and had a fiesta like a good spic. -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 08:10:57 JST ?? Humpleupagus ?? Do you even know your dad's name? 🤔 -
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Nigbot (nice-nigger@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 08:10:58 JST Nigbot yall trippin :jwashtika: -
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Your Loud, Obnoxious Skunkle Jesse (feralphilosophernc@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 08:12:10 JST Your Loud, Obnoxious Skunkle Jesse Was there "paella" because you're "so Spanish"? 🙄 -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 08:12:10 JST ?? Humpleupagus ?? No. I actually had one of my Italian clients cater it because he owed me a favor. 🤌 -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 08:13:08 JST ?? Humpleupagus ?? My parents have a hill in their backyard. The ceremony was at the top.
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Your Loud, Obnoxious Skunkle Jesse (feralphilosophernc@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 08:13:09 JST Your Loud, Obnoxious Skunkle Jesse The wedding doesn't matter. The marriage does. -
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Doc (d0c40r0@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 08:13:10 JST Doc I've got a buddy who's very White trash, got married in his parents backyard while wearing jeans, had a party -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 08:15:28 JST ?? Humpleupagus ?? I get along with the Italians. I'm one of the few people who know how to shut them down before they have a chance to go full spaghetti nigger. I get a lot of free food. -
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Your Loud, Obnoxious Skunkle Jesse (feralphilosophernc@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 08:15:29 JST Your Loud, Obnoxious Skunkle Jesse Dude... You traded favors with an Italian on your wedding day? 😬 -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 08:17:37 JST ?? Humpleupagus ?? We have each other. It's never been a thing to us. My wife is built different. Giantess girl next door type. Innocent. I was the bad boy. 😏 -
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Doc (d0c40r0@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 08:17:38 JST Doc damn nigga I've got a ring -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 08:18:58 JST ?? Humpleupagus ?? Is her boyfriend paying? 🤔 -
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Your Loud, Obnoxious Skunkle Jesse (feralphilosophernc@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 08:18:59 JST Your Loud, Obnoxious Skunkle Jesse Nice is not starting your life together in debt. -
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Doc (d0c40r0@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 08:18:59 JST Doc we're not paying for it, she's quite frugal so we'd be doing it differently if we were -
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Doc (d0c40r0@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 08:19:00 JST Doc I agree but sadly the fiancee wants something "nice"
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 08:21:33 JST ?? Humpleupagus ?? When I met my wife, she just gave me like seven phone numbers, including emergency contacts, so I could reach her, and a copy of her drivers license, social security card, and astronaut application. I was still nervous asking her out. -
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Doc (d0c40r0@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 08:21:34 JST Doc Mine acts like a tomboy but has grandma hobbies, we were each others firsts for damn near everything, it's been quite nice
After we'd been dating a while she told me she had a multi-step plan to try to get me to ask her out and that she put a lot of time and effort into getting me to date her which was actually quite nice to hear -
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Doc (d0c40r0@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 08:22:25 JST Doc I told her for $80 we can go sign the papers but she didn't seem so keen on that -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 08:22:25 JST ?? Humpleupagus ?? We were married by my best friend's dad, who was a retired judge. He also swore me into the bar. -
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wecanfixthis (wecanfixthis@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 08:22:26 JST wecanfixthis @d0c40r0 @feralphilosophernc @Humpleupagus The justice of the peace offices are usually quite ornate and regal
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Your Loud, Obnoxious Skunkle Jesse (feralphilosophernc@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 08:26:04 JST Your Loud, Obnoxious Skunkle Jesse A dirty Jew spic lawyer married to a miniscule mestiza... Have you beaten him for it yet? -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 08:26:04 JST ?? Humpleupagus ?? I didn't say he was a good judge. 😏 -
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DeadDrudge (jeddrudge@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 08:26:05 JST DeadDrudge He literally made you everything you are today... -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 08:27:00 JST ?? Humpleupagus ?? And to think he wrote me a letter of recommendation when I went to law school. 😏 -
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Your Loud, Obnoxious Skunkle Jesse (feralphilosophernc@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 08:27:01 JST Your Loud, Obnoxious Skunkle Jesse Especially of character 😒 -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 08:35:07 JST ?? Humpleupagus ?? Not my monkey, not my crime. -
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Your Loud, Obnoxious Skunkle Jesse (feralphilosophernc@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 08:35:08 JST Your Loud, Obnoxious Skunkle Jesse Why would you add more evidence to indict? Fucking good thing you're not criminal defense... -
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The Forbidden Dreamer (forbiddendreamer@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 08:41:03 JST The Forbidden Dreamer @Humpleupagus @feralphilosophernc @d0c40r0 Wym I've seen you wearing a cockring you faggot -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 08:41:03 JST ?? Humpleupagus ?? That's a Faraday cage to protect me from the mohel's space laser. -
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adequately imperfect (adequate@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 08:56:56 JST adequately imperfect @d0c40r0 @Humpleupagus @feralphilosophernc Buccees tour honeymoon!!! -
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Doc (d0c40r0@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 08:56:57 JST Doc her parents are cus tradition is apparently that the brides parents pay for the wedding and the groom's the honeymoon
first I've ever heard of it but I can't complain -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 08:57:39 JST ?? Humpleupagus ?? Women like penis, and that makes them gay, and it's contagious. I would touch one just to be safe. -
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Doc (d0c40r0@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 08:57:40 JST Doc Implied cus everyone knows you’re gonna consummate just not there -
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yockeypuck (yockeypuck@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 08:57:40 JST yockeypuck @d0c40r0 @Humpleupagus @feralphilosophernc @Turdicus @adequate >gets married
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yockeypuck (yockeypuck@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 08:57:41 JST yockeypuck @d0c40r0 @Turdicus @Humpleupagus @feralphilosophernc @adequate Tell her to get married on poast tv and we'll take screenshots ez. -
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Doc (d0c40r0@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 08:57:41 JST Doc Nuh uh nigga this is an occasion with k*ssing, l*ve, and implied s*x… that’s a nicecrew.tv sorta thing -
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yockeypuck (yockeypuck@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 08:57:41 JST yockeypuck @d0c40r0 @Humpleupagus @feralphilosophernc @Turdicus @adequate You shouldn't fuck your bride at the wedding. In conversation permalink -
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Turdicus (turdicus@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 08:57:42 JST Turdicus @d0c40r0 @adequate @Humpleupagus @feralphilosophernc That sounds rad
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Doc (d0c40r0@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 08:57:42 JST Doc mine even wants proper engagement photos cus apparently screenshots from a video I had running while I proposed doesn't work
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Doc (d0c40r0@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 08:57:43 JST Doc dude I wouldn't mind getting married by a wooden cross somewhere in a field with like 3 other people there, signing the paperwork, and going on a road trip around Texas
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 09:02:09 JST ?? Humpleupagus ?? Fun fact: I always shower with my wife and she washes my penis, sir. 😏 In conversation permalink -
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Your Loud, Obnoxious Skunkle Jesse (feralphilosophernc@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 09:02:10 JST Your Loud, Obnoxious Skunkle Jesse >washes a man's penis every time he takes a shower In conversation permalink Attachments
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Jean_Philippe_Micheaux (jean_philippe_micheaux@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 09:18:44 JST Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @Humpleupagus @feralphilosophernc @d0c40r0 @Turdicus @adequate @yockeypuck Do you wash her penis as well sir? In conversation permalink -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 09:18:44 JST ?? Humpleupagus ?? Of course. Fair is fair. In conversation permalink -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 09:19:28 JST ?? Humpleupagus ?? No, he washed my penis. In conversation permalink -
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WeissenSocken88 (weissensocken88@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 09:19:29 JST WeissenSocken88 @Humpleupagus @feralphilosophernc @d0c40r0 @Turdicus @adequate @yockeypuck same 💅 In conversation permalink -
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Your Loud, Obnoxious Skunkle Jesse (feralphilosophernc@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 09:19:29 JST Your Loud, Obnoxious Skunkle Jesse Hump's wife washes your penis? In conversation permalink -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 09:20:31 JST ?? Humpleupagus ?? It just one big circle wash. In conversation permalink -
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Your Loud, Obnoxious Skunkle Jesse (feralphilosophernc@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 09:20:32 JST Your Loud, Obnoxious Skunkle Jesse Then he washed your wife's penis? I'm confused. In conversation permalink -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 09:23:30 JST ?? Humpleupagus ?? 4Deez chess. In conversation permalink -
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DeadDrudge (jeddrudge@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 09:23:31 JST DeadDrudge 4D chess... In conversation permalink -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 10:32:32 JST ?? Humpleupagus ?? Sex is when you let a woman stick her finger in your butthole. In conversation permalink -
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WetWipe (folklore@decayable.ink)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 10:32:33 JST WetWipe Bro, i don't know anything about sex In conversation permalink -
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WetWipe (folklore@decayable.ink)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 10:32:34 JST WetWipe Idk what that means but he's happy now In conversation permalink Attachments
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Frank (frank@decayable.ink)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 10:32:34 JST Frank You never heard tell of a pearl necklace? Fucking incels man
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Frank (frank@decayable.ink)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 10:32:35 JST Frank Pearl necklace
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The Forbidden Dreamer (forbiddendreamer@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 10:32:36 JST The Forbidden Dreamer @catmanmancat @Frank @Folklore @Humpleupagus @d0c40r0 @feralphilosophernc In conversation permalink Attachments
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WetWipe (folklore@decayable.ink)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 10:32:36 JST WetWipe Fill time boyos In conversation permalink Attachments
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RW Fren Squads (catmanmancat@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 10:32:37 JST RW Fren Squads @Frank @Folklore @Humpleupagus @d0c40r0 @feralphilosophernc @ForbiddenDreamer AHHHH what's in the jarrr???? In conversation permalink -
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The Forbidden Dreamer (forbiddendreamer@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 10:32:37 JST The Forbidden Dreamer @catmanmancat @Frank @Folklore @Humpleupagus @d0c40r0 @feralphilosophernc You. Now get in the jar. In conversation permalink -
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RW Fren Squads (catmanmancat@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 10:32:37 JST RW Fren Squads @ForbiddenDreamer @Frank @Folklore @Humpleupagus @d0c40r0 @feralphilosophernc Sorry Trumpstein. Vlad & the Papacy have rejected your offer.
YOU get in the jar. Prepare for your joojoo cum.In conversation permalink Attachments
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WetWipe (folklore@decayable.ink)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 10:32:38 JST WetWipe I was working daywalker hours bro In conversation permalink -
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Frank (frank@decayable.ink)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 10:32:38 JST Frank Ya well it's grave yard hours now. Clock in.
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WetWipe (folklore@decayable.ink)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 10:32:39 JST WetWipe Pikachu, have you opened the present yet? In conversation permalink -
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Frank (frank@decayable.ink)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 10:32:39 JST Frank I already asked him that this morning you geek. You should have been there
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RW Fren Squads (catmanmancat@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 10:39:06 JST RW Fren Squads @Folklore @ForbiddenDreamer @Frank @Humpleupagus @d0c40r0 @feralphilosophernc AHHHHH YOU GET ME OUT OF THE JAR ROIGHT NAURRR. In conversation permalink
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