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   vivi (vivi@misskey.bubbletea.dev)'s status on Tuesday, 05-Nov-2024 23:24:07 JST vivi

   some of you people might have noticed that most politics posting is conspicuously absent from this account. well, with the upcoming election i have chosen to remedy this and you guys will see why i have kept this stuff to myself because most of you will get butthurt reading this but idc i have had enough of the dogshit political takes on my tl. instead of crying about the shit you guys usually do, try calling your representatives and request any of these policies, if even half of these would be implemented, the US would be fixed ez:
   - there should be cuts to government funding, specifically to states and cities who plan to use the money to repair roads and high ways
   - drunk driving should be allowed for anyone driving 18 wheelers
   - the fed should do more quantitative easing, lets do 40 trillion in bonds this time fuck it
   - gas prices should be raised by 59%
   - primary and secondary education should happen WAY later, maybe when youre like 65, kids should go to the hard schools (uni and college) while their mind is still sharp and them work
   - when i see footage of beijing or wuhan with their smogged up skies all i can think of is “why is china outcompeting us? this should be what rural alabama looks like" increase green house gases now!
   - we should take not of the french law mandating a certain number of french movies in cinema and implement it ourselves but instead of the quota being for american movies it should be for video game adaptation movies
   - gooning should be added to the olympics
   - during security checks at airports you shouldnt only have to take your shoes off but your socks too and they should remain off until you exit the destination airport
   
   if you disagree: delete your account

   • Haelwenn /элвэн/ :triskell:, meso and Sick Sun like this.
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     受不了包 (shibao@misskey.bubbletea.dev)'s status on Tuesday, 05-Nov-2024 23:24:05 JST 受不了包

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     @vivi >called "high ways"
     >not allowed to get high on them
     are they serious about this shit bros

     Haelwenn /элвэн/ :triskell: and iced depresso like this.
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     meso (meso@the.asbestos.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Nov-2024 21:36:46 JST meso

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     • 『VRISKA』
     @vriska @vivi civic duty (head on crash in a honda civic with a 1.6% BAC)
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     vivi (vivi@misskey.bubbletea.dev)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Nov-2024 21:36:47 JST vivi

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     • 『VRISKA』

     @vriska@lizards.live by calling me a good girl :pleadingflower:

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     『VRISKA』 (vriska@lizards.live)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Nov-2024 21:36:47 JST 『VRISKA』

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     @vivi well, i cant just ignore my civic duty can I

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     『VRISKA』 (vriska@lizards.live)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Nov-2024 21:36:48 JST 『VRISKA』

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     @vivi how can i vote for you

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     meso (meso@the.asbestos.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Nov-2024 21:46:40 JST meso

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     @vivi - make gas free
     - remove the speed limit
     - stop maintaining roads
     - mandate drunk driving
     - do not prosecute car crashes
     - have a gigantic modified semi with official US government markings that just consumes any cars that end up in it with an arm extending the width of two lanes sideways and has that junkyard car baler thing in the back where it can crush the car after consuming it and release it in oncoming traffic every once in a while
     - legalize
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     meso (meso@the.asbestos.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Nov-2024 21:48:05 JST meso

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     @vivi i wrote a great campaign plans thing but it disappeared because i misclicked. it's over. key idea apart from the remove all traffic laws and stop maintaining roads is Have a giant monster semi truck that has arms extending 2 lanes and a car baler in the back that crushes any cars that it consumes into cubes of steel, plastic and flesh. have a fleet of them and let em out on the streets every once in a while
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     meso (meso@the.asbestos.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Nov-2024 21:48:13 JST meso

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     • meso
     @vivi IT DIDNT disappear
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     meso (meso@the.asbestos.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Nov-2024 21:48:17 JST meso

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     • meso
     @vivi i pPOSTED it