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ÜV :ov: :sonnenrad: (goodboyuv@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 10:30:33 JST ÜV :ov: :sonnenrad: Zoomers are so autistic that they see memes like this and take it literally (overheard 17 year olds who look like they don't even lift talking about how their roids arrived today at the gym)
And yes I absolutely blame these e-celeb retards like the guy in the pic for normalizing this.-
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Dudebro (dudebro@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 10:30:32 JST Dudebro I'm seeing small results after three weeks, but I know it's probably going to take another month for anything remotely noticeable. -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 10:30:32 JST ?? Humpleupagus ?? Trenbolone challenge: Put on 20lbs in 20 days. -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 10:31:58 JST ?? Humpleupagus ?? My problem is that I've been in shape since my teens. It's just down hill at this point. -
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Dudebro (dudebro@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 10:31:59 JST Dudebro Nigga ive lost 8 pounds in 20 days. I was a little fat. -
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Dudebro (dudebro@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 10:33:31 JST Dudebro I took about 10 years off exercise after the military. I wasnt fat as fuck but I am 6' and was about 175. ?? Humpleupagus ?? likes this. -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 10:34:14 JST ?? Humpleupagus ?? 175lbs? I'm 165lbs and I'm 5'7". You must be a bean pole. -
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Dudebro (dudebro@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 10:45:44 JST Dudebro Im down to 164 :aqua_cry: -
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Dudebro (dudebro@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 10:45:44 JST Dudebro At least according to my scale which I semi trust. My body fat has dropped from 22% to about 18.5% and muscle has went from 33% to 34% -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 10:45:44 JST ?? Humpleupagus ?? I just have a bit of muscle. I'm stocky. Dwarf maxing. -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 10:55:52 JST ?? Humpleupagus ?? I was about 140lbs until I was about 35. Then my metabolism changed and I bulked up. -
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Dudebro (dudebro@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 10:55:53 JST Dudebro Honestly I don't want to be a beast, just able to move my appliances around again -
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DeadDrudge (jeddrudge@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 10:55:54 JST DeadDrudge Worked out regularly for 20+ yrs. Never bulked, but pretty ripped... Hit the workout wall in 2017. 😩 -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 11:09:20 JST ?? Humpleupagus ?? Only laying down with a hard on. -
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D00B ? :blobcatghostbuster: (d00b@seal.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 11:09:23 JST D00B ? :blobcatghostbuster: @Humpleupagus @Dudebro @JedDrudge @GoodBoyUV you're 5 foot 4? -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 11:18:05 JST ?? Humpleupagus ?? I wrestled 115lbs weight class my senior year. -
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Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits (xenophon@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 11:18:06 JST Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits i was 190 when i graduated high school and could dunk a basketball. i can't imagine being smaller than that. -
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Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits (xenophon@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 11:18:07 JST Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits I'm over here bloatmaxxing at 230 -
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Dudebro (dudebro@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 11:18:07 JST Dudebro Getting fit for the upcoming race war simple as. You can be in the heavy division. -
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Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits (xenophon@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 11:18:08 JST Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits >6' 175
>Thinks that's fat
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Dudebro (dudebro@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 11:18:08 JST Dudebro No obesity is 184 at 6 foot. I'm not going to be a waste. -
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Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits (xenophon@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 11:26:17 JST Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits i was 8 the last time i weighed 115 -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 11:26:17 JST ?? Humpleupagus ?? My dick is 8" and weighs 11.5lbs, so close enough. -
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Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits (xenophon@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 11:26:49 JST Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits from what i hear, you're having one as well. -
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M. Night Charlemayne (deerblood@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 11:26:49 JST M. Night Charlemayne @Xenophon @Humpleupagus @Dudebro @Dan_Hulson @GoodBoyUV Im on a low carb diet now ?? Humpleupagus ?? likes this. -
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Dan_Hulson (dan_hulson@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 11:26:50 JST Dan_Hulson @Dudebro @Humpleupagus @Xenophon @GoodBoyUV When my missus was pregnant she broke down thinking she was getting fat and I would leave her for another woman. So I stopped working out for a bit and ate three meals a day and gained 30lbs to settle her mind and I felt like shit until I lost it later -
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M. Night Charlemayne (deerblood@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 11:26:50 JST M. Night Charlemayne @Dan_Hulson @Dudebro @Humpleupagus @Xenophon @GoodBoyUV Dan had a sympathetic pregnancy -
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Dudebro (dudebro@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 11:26:51 JST Dudebro There also is a difference in muscle and fat, I was fat. I could feel it affecting my breathing and such. -
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BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 11:29:22 JST BowserNoodle ☦️ @DEERBLOOD @Xenophon @Humpleupagus @Dudebro @Dan_Hulson @GoodBoyUV Burn the rice, pay the price -
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M. Night Charlemayne (deerblood@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 11:29:23 JST M. Night Charlemayne @Xenophon @Humpleupagus @Dudebro @Dan_Hulson @GoodBoyUV Do you know how hard it is being on a low carb diet and having an asian gf??
Yeah, didn't think so -
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M. Night Charlemayne (deerblood@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 11:30:54 JST M. Night Charlemayne @BowsacNoodle @Xenophon @Humpleupagus @Dudebro @Dan_Hulson @GoodBoyUV Right now the price is no rice -
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BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 11:30:54 JST BowserNoodle ☦️ @DEERBLOOD @Xenophon @Humpleupagus @Dudebro @Dan_Hulson @GoodBoyUV Aunt Flo in town or something? -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 11:30:59 JST ?? Humpleupagus ?? My wife and I are still very much into each other. There's nothing better out there, so why even try. -
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Dudebro (dudebro@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 11:31:00 JST Dudebro Bitch its 2024 do you know how fucking bad the dating pool is compared to the early 2010s? -
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Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits (xenophon@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 11:31:00 JST Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits attractive employed men are very desirable as they age. But I still like fucking her so why would I want that hassle? it just doesn't make sense. I knew this guy (i knew the woman he was married to) who went out boozing and started dating this bartender who had kids and fucking her while he was was at home, and he was spending her money. dude wtf is your problem. dating a woman while you're married? who has that kind of time. -
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Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits (xenophon@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 11:31:01 JST Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits on a practical level without taking anything like personality or morality into it, the time money and effort required to find a new mate that i wouldn't want to kill just doesn't make sense. i'd rather be spending that time shitposting. -
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Dudebro (dudebro@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 11:31:02 JST Dudebro My wife swears I'm going to leave her because I'm getting fit. I told her it took me over a decade to make you not dumb, why would I try that again? -
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Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits (xenophon@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 11:31:55 JST Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits Aunt Xiao -
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BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 11:31:55 JST BowserNoodle ☦️ @Xenophon @Humpleupagus @Dudebro @DEERBLOOD @Dan_Hulson @GoodBoyUV I was talking about :tamponbackpack: -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 11:32:24 JST ?? Humpleupagus ?? I had ex that went on a hard rebound when we split. She ended up trolling the AFB and getting passed around. I kept my head on straight, found a way hotter chick, and became a lawyer. 🤷♂️ -
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Dudebro (dudebro@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 11:32:25 JST Dudebro The military is the most degen fucks on earth. Watch a dependa slowly move house to house in my neighborhood on base fucking the next guy in line. -
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Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits (xenophon@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 11:32:26 JST Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits He was a marine though so it makes sense i guess. -
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BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 11:32:38 JST BowserNoodle ☦️ @DEERBLOOD @Xenophon @Humpleupagus @Dudebro @Dan_Hulson @GoodBoyUV I know what you meant I was just being silly and making a crude joke -
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M. Night Charlemayne (deerblood@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 11:32:39 JST M. Night Charlemayne @BowsacNoodle @Xenophon @Humpleupagus @Dudebro @Dan_Hulson @GoodBoyUV No I meant like literally I can't eat rice cause it's a carb -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 11:34:47 JST ?? Humpleupagus ?? Just ask her to pretend she doesn't know you, then fuck her. Problem solved. -
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Dudebro (dudebro@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 11:34:48 JST Dudebro Exactly, but muh dad and grandpa started cheating when they worked out. Bitch am I your dad now? -
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Dudebro (dudebro@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 11:37:49 JST Dudebro >wear balaclava
>break into house
>hope I dont get shot
>force her
>problem solved
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 11:37:49 JST ?? Humpleupagus ?? I was watching a movie a while back where a kid killed his dad because he came home from school early, and his dad and mom were role playing. His dad was playing a rapist. He broke into the house and started fucking the wife and his kid shot him. -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 11:38:27 JST ?? Humpleupagus ?? The goonies. -
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KennyWhitePowers :White_powers: (kennywhitepowers@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 11:38:28 JST KennyWhitePowers :White_powers: Indiana Jones and the temple of poon -
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Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits (xenophon@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 11:38:28 JST Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits Indiana Jones and the Crystal Cum Jar -
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Dudebro (dudebro@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 11:38:28 JST Dudebro The goon, the bait, and the uggo -
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Dudebro (dudebro@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 11:38:29 JST Dudebro Harry potter and the chamber of Victoria's secret. -
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Dudebro (dudebro@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 11:38:30 JST Dudebro Only the siren with the magic hands capable of coaxing a golf ball through a garden hose can wield the beast. -
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KennyWhitePowers :White_powers: (kennywhitepowers@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 11:38:30 JST KennyWhitePowers :White_powers: Harry Potter and the whore of destiny -
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KennyWhitePowers :White_powers: (kennywhitepowers@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 11:38:31 JST KennyWhitePowers :White_powers: Ol lead dick -
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Dudebro (dudebro@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 11:38:31 JST Dudebro Osmium dick filled with mercury for semen -
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KennyWhitePowers :White_powers: (kennywhitepowers@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 11:38:31 JST KennyWhitePowers :White_powers: Mjöldik. Only the righteous can lift it -
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Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits (xenophon@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 11:39:38 JST Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits watching a movie, or was i telling him how i murdered my father 🤔 -
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Dudebro (dudebro@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 11:39:39 JST Dudebro Thats the most traumatic shit ever lol. -
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Dudebro (dudebro@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 11:40:19 JST Dudebro Total Recum -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 11:40:19 JST ?? Humpleupagus ?? Rambro -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 11:42:44 JST ?? Humpleupagus ?? Night Of the giving head -
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KennyWhitePowers :White_powers: (kennywhitepowers@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 11:42:45 JST KennyWhitePowers :White_powers: First Blood has a whole new meaning -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 11:47:22 JST ?? Humpleupagus ?? Jurassic Pork -
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KennyWhitePowers :White_powers: (kennywhitepowers@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 11:47:23 JST KennyWhitePowers :White_powers: Backdoor to the future -
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Dudebro (dudebro@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 11:47:23 JST Dudebro Bill and Ted's sexcelent adventure. -
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KennyWhitePowers :White_powers: (kennywhitepowers@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 11:47:24 JST KennyWhitePowers :White_powers: 28 days later. Instead of zombies it's the clap -
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Dudebro (dudebro@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 11:47:24 JST Dudebro The day after tomorrow, aids test came positive -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 11:50:43 JST ?? Humpleupagus ?? Spank Girl -
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Dudebro (dudebro@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 11:50:44 JST Dudebro American cream pie -
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KennyWhitePowers :White_powers: (kennywhitepowers@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 11:56:19 JST KennyWhitePowers :White_powers: Pretty much any James Bond movie -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 11:56:19 JST ?? Humpleupagus ?? Anal Destination -
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AlyoCat (aly@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 11:56:20 JST AlyoCat @KennyWhitePowers @Humpleupagus @Dudebro @Xenophon @GoodBoyUV Forrest Lump
Instead of AIDS and a baby, jenny has a cancerous tumor that Forrest raises -
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KennyWhitePowers :White_powers: (kennywhitepowers@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 11:56:21 JST KennyWhitePowers :White_powers: Forest Hump -
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BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 12:07:02 JST BowserNoodle ☦️ @Xenophon @Humpleupagus @Dudebro @DEERBLOOD @Dan_Hulson @GoodBoyUV LIKE A SOMEBOooooooooowwwdeeeeeeee -
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Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits (xenophon@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 12:07:03 JST Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits YEAH I GOT THE JOKE BOWSACNOODEW -
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Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits (xenophon@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 12:09:10 JST Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits https://youtu.be/MmTiqKPnhiQ?feature=shared
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