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   Crystal_Fish_Caves (crystal_fish_caves@universeodon.com)'s status on Saturday, 22-Jun-2024 04:38:08 JST Crystal_Fish_Caves

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   @TheBreadmonkey @That_Damn_Frank
   "I like not this news. Bring me some other news!"
   I just love Brian Blessed.
   FRESH HORSES!!!

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     Ben :bc: (thebreadmonkey@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 22-Jun-2024 04:38:09 JST Ben :bc:

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     It's quite frustrating that the first letter of the brand name is cut off, but not enough to actually look it up, so I'm just sat here in my head going.....Bortons, Cortons, Dortons, Fortons, Gortons....Gortons ALIVE! I wonder if Brian Blessed ever promoted the sale of fish - I wonder if there are any Brian Blessed fish puns.....Bream Blessed?.....

     Anyway - welcome to my brain.

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     That_Damn_Frank (that_damn_frank@toot.pizza)'s status on Saturday, 22-Jun-2024 04:38:10 JST That_Damn_Frank

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     Well, if it's good enough for Alec Baldwin...

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     Ben :bc: (thebreadmonkey@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 22-Jun-2024 04:38:11 JST Ben :bc:

     Hilarious - just seen a big account from ye olden times pop up and they were blocked by our instance moderator - something I hadn't seen before. Out of curiosity I had a lil look, and their whole Mastodon account is selling fish on the internet (or promoting their paid services in some way - but mainly selling fish). I mean - I wonder how much money the fish people would need to give me to do that. Probably not that much. I would probably spend all of my time promoting fish for a million pounds. Not that I think people should eat fish at all. But for a million pounds I will tell you that you should eat the endangered plastic-filled shit-swimming little guys. Don't worry about the oceans. They're not really important anyway. Just keep eating fish and giving me one million pounds. Don't think about it. Just do it.