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Hilarious - just seen a big account from ye olden times pop up and they were blocked by our instance moderator - something I hadn't seen before. Out of curiosity I had a lil look, and their whole Mastodon account is selling fish on the internet (or promoting their paid services in some way - but mainly selling fish). I mean - I wonder how much money the fish people would need to give me to do that. Probably not that much. I would probably spend all of my time promoting fish for a million pounds. Not that I think people should eat fish at all. But for a million pounds I will tell you that you should eat the endangered plastic-filled shit-swimming little guys. Don't worry about the oceans. They're not really important anyway. Just keep eating fish and giving me one million pounds. Don't think about it. Just do it.