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   cjd (cjd@pkteerium.xyz)'s status on Friday, 21-Jun-2024 06:36:35 JST cjd
   Chipotle employees predict NPC uniquely from a burrito order, NPC confirms the accuracy of their prediction by posting about it on r*ddit. 👀
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     Matty (matty@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 21-Jun-2024 06:36:33 JST Matty

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     >I've been a gamer longer than they've been alive
     >I have to work up the courage to say something
     
     My God.
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     Special Guest Star (s2208@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 21-Jun-2024 06:36:33 JST Special Guest Star

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     • Matty
     what would be in an NPC burrito?
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     Bread up, Bro (sickburnbro@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 21-Jun-2024 06:38:11 JST Bread up, Bro

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     @s2208 @matty @cjd I assume 'default options' whatever that is.
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     vic (vic@seal.cafe)'s status on Friday, 21-Jun-2024 07:38:20 JST vic

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     • Wignatia
     @LawrenceGerald @matty @s2208 @cjd Probably a bunch of food allergy things, too. "I need gluten-free tortilla"
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     Wignatia (lawrencegerald@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 21-Jun-2024 07:38:21 JST Wignatia

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     • Matty
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     @s2208 @matty @cjd probably the weird fake meat stuff
     and avocados needless to say
     and the most gay tortilla option. I don't know what that would be, since I am not gay.
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     Bread up, Bro (sickburnbro@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 21-Jun-2024 08:15:19 JST Bread up, Bro

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     • Matty
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     @r000t @cjd @matty @s2208 in theory you could ask for like "half a scoop of rice" so it's possibly infinite choices
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     GNU/r000t (r000t@ligma.pro)'s status on Friday, 21-Jun-2024 08:15:20 JST GNU/r000t

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     • Matty
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     @cjd
     A Chipotle burrito is a series of binary choices... That means a given order has a 2^n chance of being an NPC burrito.

     Now l'm scared I order basic bitch burritos.
     @matty @s2208 @sickburnbro

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     cjd (cjd@pkteerium.xyz)'s status on Friday, 21-Jun-2024 08:15:21 JST cjd

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     I'm gonna take a wild guess and say there's some page on the app that tries to upsell you a ton of worthless crap if you don't skip it.
     
     Defaults doesn't necessarily imply NPC, it might very well imply "doesn't eat at chipotle often"