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nugger@poa.st's status on Tuesday, 14-May-2024 01:39:50 JST 
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@lonestarr @shedinja @doktor @white_male ITS A REAL WHITEPILL FOR US TRAPPED IN THE BELLY OF THE BEAST BECAUSE ITS A GUARANTEE THAT THE CYBERPUNK SURVEILLANCE HELL PLASTIC FUTURE CRISPR INJECTION VENDING MACHINE GANGSTER FRANKENSTEIN CONTROLS FUTURE IS JUST NOT GONNA HAPPEN
THE FLOOD IS A STORY OF HOW MANKIND DID DO EXACTLY THAT AND THE WORLD WAS MOSTLY MICROPLASTICS AND TOXIC WASTE AND THERE WAS NO HOPE
GOD VISITED AND CREATION FELL APART AROUND HIM LIKE A WET CARDBOARD BOX
AFTER HE REMAKES THE WORLD, GOD SAYS "OK NOW THAT WE ALL KNOW HOW THIS WILL GO, I WILL PREEMPT HUMANITY FROM FUCKING UP REALITY TOO BADLY WHENEVER THEY TRY
TOWER OF BABEL HAPPENS AND GOD GOES WELL HERE THEY GO AGAIN
AND HE STOPS IT BEFORE IT GETS OUT OF HAND
SO DON'T WORRY ABOUT GLOBAL THERMONUCLEAR WAR, CLIMATE CHANGE MAKING THE PLANET UNLIVABLE, NERVE STAPLING OF THE GENERAL POPULATION, ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE, MAYAN CALENDARS, BIG ROCKS FROM SPACE, AND ALL OTHER HUMAN EXTINCTION EVENTS
NONE OF THEM ARE GONNA HAPPEN, GUARANTEED
ATTEMPTS BY A SOCIAL ORDER TO CREATE NIGHTMARE WORLD ARE A SURE SIGN THAT SOCIAL ORDER IS ON ITS WAY OUT THROUGH INTERNAL DYSFUNCTION AND DEFECTION OF MANAGERIAL ELITE-
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BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 14-May-2024 01:40:39 JST 
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@latein @lonestarr @shedinja @doktor @nugger @white_male -
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Protoss (latein@cawfee.club)'s status on Tuesday, 14-May-2024 01:40:40 JST 
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@nugger @lonestarr @shedinja @doktor @white_male
Noah's flood and the tower of Babel are fables.
Human history goes back further than 4000 years ago, and God being afraid of a few hundred people building a tower is just silly. -
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Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 14-May-2024 08:40:00 JST 
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I feel like the tunnel thing is a common depiction tho, that could have a lot of influence. -
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vic (vic@seal.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 14-May-2024 08:40:06 JST 
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@nugger @CatLord @doktor @latein @lonestarr @shedinja @white_male Most of them describe moving through a tunnel-like thing to either of those experiences at unimaginably fast speeds. Sometimes the tunnel is pretty colors, sometimes it's memories of life, and in one or two instances people described hands reaching through the tunnel walls trying to grab them (but couldn't) -
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vic (vic@seal.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 14-May-2024 08:40:07 JST
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@nugger @latein @lonestarr @shedinja @doktor @CatLord @white_male Having read thousands of (alleged) near-death experiences, it seems like the two main experiences people have are:
1. Perfect green pasture and blue sky, crystal clear streams, welcome from deceased relatives/friends/pets, and Jesus, with unconditional love and acceptance from all
2. Giant ball of light that is literally unconditional love, a kind that no human words could describe, with seemingly infinitely many spirits around -
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nugger@poa.st's status on Tuesday, 14-May-2024 08:40:08 JST
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@CatLord @latein @lonestarr @shedinja @doktor @white_male HMM
IDK HOW TO PUT IT
HE'S THE BIG BOSS BUT HES CAVORTING WITH US
I REMEMBER ONCE HE BAILED ME OUT OF A BAD SITUATION AND IT WAS LIKE A NUKE GOING OFF, ALL GOLDEN LIGHT -
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nugger@poa.st's status on Tuesday, 14-May-2024 08:40:09 JST
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@latein @lonestarr @shedinja @doktor @white_male LITERALLY MET HIM IRL YESTERDAY
AGAIN, JUST A YOU PROBLEM IT LOOKS LIKE -
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DM me cats :nv: (catlord@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 14-May-2024 08:40:09 JST 
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@nugger @latein @lonestarr @shedinja @doktor @white_male what was he like? -
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nugger@poa.st's status on Tuesday, 14-May-2024 08:40:10 JST
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@latein @doktor @lonestarr @shedinja @white_male YOU JUST SEEM TO BE STRUGGLING WITH WHAT THINGS ARE
AND REALLY REALLY REALLY WANT SO VERY BAD THAT THINGS WERE WHAT YOU IMAGINE THEM TO BE
BUT LIKE IN AN EMOTIONAL WAY ONLY, WITHOUT PUTTING ANY EFFORT TO IT -
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Protoss (latein@cawfee.club)'s status on Tuesday, 14-May-2024 08:40:10 JST
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@nugger @lonestarr @shedinja @doktor @white_male the pot calling the kettle nigger, you're the one that strongly believes in an invisible God, talk about imagination -
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Protoss (latein@cawfee.club)'s status on Tuesday, 14-May-2024 08:40:11 JST
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@doktor @lonestarr @shedinja @nugger @white_male stop worshipping a dead jew -
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nugger@poa.st's status on Tuesday, 14-May-2024 08:40:11 JST
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@latein @doktor @lonestarr @shedinja @white_male BUT I AM NOT WORSHIPING A DEAD JEW
I AM WORSHIPING THE ONE TRUE LIVING GOD -
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doktor (doktor@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 14-May-2024 08:40:12 JST 
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GET OUT OF MY THREAD, REDDITOR. -
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Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 14-May-2024 08:42:37 JST
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I was thinking that too, you could probably find plenty of very old descriptions of near death experiences if you wanted to. -
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vic (vic@seal.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 14-May-2024 08:42:38 JST
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@bot @CatLord @doktor @latein @lonestarr @nugger @shedinja @white_male It makes you wonder, though...Which came first, the tunnel experience, or the popular media depiction of the tunnel experience? -
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white_male (white_male@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 15-May-2024 01:57:28 JST 
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@Shadowbroker2135 @CatLord @nugger @lonestarr @shedinja @doktor YES Sick Sun likes this. -
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white_male (white_male@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 15-May-2024 01:57:29 JST
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@Shadowbroker2135 @CatLord @nugger @lonestarr @shedinja @doktor Just slapping accidental youtube short for reference.
Another good, non literal take for what religion also is.
youtube.com/shorts/K7P9MFptADw -
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Shadowbroker:nv::pondering_orb: (shadowbroker2135@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 15-May-2024 01:57:29 JST 
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@white_male @CatLord @nugger @lonestarr @shedinja @doktor Thought about going just to make connections / meet gorls -
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DM me cats :nv: (catlord@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 15-May-2024 01:57:30 JST
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@Shadowbroker2135 @nugger @lonestarr @shedinja @doktor @white_male >very, very old
>500 years fucking old
>"listen noah i'm gonna need you to build a massive ship to carry all the animals and your family"
>"everyone else is evil so i'm gonna call a huge flood to kill them"
>"bring your sons' wives - they're not too bad"
>"you gotta get on the boat too obviously"
>"also your grandkids will need to fug to repopulate the earth"
>"don't worry all the animals are gonna do it too"
>"..."
>"yes, lord..." -
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Shadowbroker:nv::pondering_orb: (shadowbroker2135@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 15-May-2024 01:57:30 JST
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@CatLord @nugger @lonestarr @shedinja @doktor @white_male >Noah, you are my strongest schizo, now get on the boat. -
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DM me cats :nv: (catlord@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 15-May-2024 01:57:31 JST
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@Shadowbroker2135 @nugger @lonestarr @shedinja @doktor @white_male ok but to be fair it was a BIG boat -
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Shadowbroker:nv::pondering_orb: (shadowbroker2135@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 15-May-2024 01:57:31 JST
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@CatLord @nugger @lonestarr @shedinja @doktor @white_male That's why God picked his strongest autist. -
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Shadowbroker:nv::pondering_orb: (shadowbroker2135@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 15-May-2024 01:57:32 JST
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@nugger @lonestarr @shedinja @doktor @white_male God's brilliant plan was to wipe everyone out except one boat autist and his family. Then they had to repopulate the earth via multiple play throughs of The Coffin of Andy and Leyley
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