@Shadowbroker2135 @nugger @lonestarr @shedinja @doktor @white_male >very, very old
>500 years fucking old

>"listen noah i'm gonna need you to build a massive ship to carry all the animals and your family"
>"everyone else is evil so i'm gonna call a huge flood to kill them"
>"bring your sons' wives - they're not too bad"
>"you gotta get on the boat too obviously"
>"also your grandkids will need to fug to repopulate the earth"
>"don't worry all the animals are gonna do it too"

>"..."
>"yes, lord..."