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   kaia (kaia@brotka.st)'s status on Wednesday, 01-May-2024 21:06:34 JST kaia
   only way to regain sanity
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     Haelwenn /элвэн/ :triskell: (lanodan@queer.hacktivis.me)'s status on Wednesday, 01-May-2024 21:14:01 JST Haelwenn /элвэн/ :triskell:

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     @kaia 22 years of microsoft? Holy shit.
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     dobó istván (istvan@noauthority.social)'s status on Wednesday, 01-May-2024 21:44:09 JST dobó istván

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     @kaia He decided to stop hurting everyone and get a job that made the world a better place.

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     PoalackJokes88 (poalackjokes88@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 01-May-2024 23:03:24 JST PoalackJokes88

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     @istvan @HonkHonkBoom @kaia Geese deserve it tbh.
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     dobó istván (istvan@noauthority.social)'s status on Wednesday, 01-May-2024 23:03:25 JST dobó istván

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     @HonkHonkBoom @kaia That’s only hurting geese, not people.

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     HonkHonkBoom (honkhonkboom@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 01-May-2024 23:03:26 JST HonkHonkBoom

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     @istvan @kaia plot twist, it turns out to be a foie gras farm..
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     HonkHonkBoom (honkhonkboom@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 01-May-2024 23:48:41 JST HonkHonkBoom

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     @PoalackJokes88 @istvan @kaia If any animal has earned abuse, it is surely the goose.
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     Special Guest Star (s2208@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 01-May-2024 23:48:41 JST Special Guest Star

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     they’re very silly!
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     \\ (slash@pl.starnix.network)'s status on Thursday, 02-May-2024 02:39:44 JST \\

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     @kaia knowing the temperament of geese, they might be the farmers in this situation
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     Tsuki (tsuki@amami.paradigm-x.tokyo)'s status on Thursday, 02-May-2024 04:14:31 JST Tsuki

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     life goals
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 02-May-2024 10:06:20 JST Hoss Delgado

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     To be fair, I too value the Canadian Goose more than the Canadian citizen.
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     HonkHonkBoom (honkhonkboom@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 02-May-2024 10:06:21 JST HonkHonkBoom

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     @s2208 @kaia @istvan @PoalackJokes88 Until they're psycho and force ya to boot um to get um off ya. Unless you're in canada where they're more protected than the people.
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     PoalackJokes88 (poalackjokes88@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 02-May-2024 10:28:55 JST PoalackJokes88

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     @Hoss @HonkHonkBoom @kaia @s2208 @istvan Canadians were at their best when they were pretending to be geese.
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     Aral Balkan (aral@mastodon.ar.al)'s status on Thursday, 02-May-2024 17:58:03 JST Aral Balkan

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     @kaia @faoluin Alt text: Screenshot of LinkedIn profile:

     Experience

     Goose farmer
     Self-employed
     Jul 2023 - Present • 10 mos

     On-site
     Microsoft
     22 yrs 4 mos
     Principal Performance Architect
     Full-time
     Jul 2022 - Jul 2023 • 1 yr 1 mo
     Chehalis, Washington, United States

     Principal Software Development Engineer
     Apr 2001 - Jul 2022 • 21 yrs 4 mos
     Redmond, WA

     Azure Performance Team, August 2017 - Present
     Office 365 Foundation Engineering... see more

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