Notices by Softwarewolf (faoluin@chitter.xyz)

@cwebber Problem is copyright protections will only (practically) be applied by big corps against independent creators.

When big corps want to train on independent material from independent creators, they'll be given a free pass.

@catsalad My void demands treats

@cwebber Render unto Little Caesar five dollars for thy pizza

@cwebber The detail on the measuring tape is consistent so I'm guessing just a strange stock image.

@cwebber A bunch of electrons move around and suddenly a boomer meme shows up in your inbox

@catsalad You have indicated that you wish to take your 30-minute designated surveillance break for the day. Before you begin, here are some ads

@soatok I don't think there will be a bailout, not the scale they're hoping for, and not without majorly damaging the value of the US dollar.

That might be the hopium talking though.

@cwebber I love making iced tea in the summer! One of my go-tos is a mix of green tea and mint tea bags. Just be careful about putting hot water into plastic pitchers, and about putting hot contents into your fridge! I like to let mine cool on the counter for a bit before chilling.

Sometimes I also just boil water in a pot, steep the tea in the pot, then put that in a pitcher and chill it in the fridge. There's a lot of ways to do this!

@kaye @cwebber Deploy directly to prod from Microsoft Whiteboard™ using the power of Copilot™AI™

@soatok I too strive to be a sexy werewolf. Better than being a politician.

Elect me, a terrifying werewolf, to your government and I will solve all of your government's problems. By eating them.

@vitalis Saw this last week and found out it's probably AI-generated. :( The door on the left stays open (harder to see in this one, but it was more obvious in the one I saw), the objects in the background are more nonsensical the further away they are, and the stack of dog beds would probably not stay that neat if a coyote climbed into it.

@cwebber "Would you still prompt me if I was a worm? 🥺👉👈"

Does being a necromancer make you an expert at decryption?

(Cc @soatok )

@soatok "Solely responsible for muddying the waters for most people on what a fucking "server" is."

I cannot scream this loudly enough into the void.

If you want a real view into what decentralized resistance looks like, this article covers it very well.

https://crimethinc.com/2026/01/21/from-rapid-response-to-revolutionary-social-change-the-potential-of-the-rapid-response-networks

@cwebber https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AM0zMexL6ok

@cwebber Flea in the English localization says they're a guy, but then they say something along the lines of "What does it matter? Beauty is power, and I've got the power!"

@soatok > Jesus fucking Christ, what mouth-breathing, beady-eyed, slack-jawed, sister-fucking dipshits wrote this?

Was his name Claude?

@soatok Do you have an opinion on dholes?