Notices by Softwarewolf (faoluin@chitter.xyz)

@catsalad My void demands treats

@cwebber Render unto Little Caesar five dollars for thy pizza

@cwebber The detail on the measuring tape is consistent so I'm guessing just a strange stock image.

@cwebber A bunch of electrons move around and suddenly a boomer meme shows up in your inbox

@catsalad You have indicated that you wish to take your 30-minute designated surveillance break for the day. Before you begin, here are some ads

@soatok I don't think there will be a bailout, not the scale they're hoping for, and not without majorly damaging the value of the US dollar.

That might be the hopium talking though.

@cwebber I love making iced tea in the summer! One of my go-tos is a mix of green tea and mint tea bags. Just be careful about putting hot water into plastic pitchers, and about putting hot contents into your fridge! I like to let mine cool on the counter for a bit before chilling.

Sometimes I also just boil water in a pot, steep the tea in the pot, then put that in a pitcher and chill it in the fridge. There's a lot of ways to do this!

@kaye @cwebber Deploy directly to prod from Microsoft Whiteboard™ using the power of Copilot™AI™

@soatok I too strive to be a sexy werewolf. Better than being a politician.

Elect me, a terrifying werewolf, to your government and I will solve all of your government's problems. By eating them.

@vitalis Saw this last week and found out it's probably AI-generated. :( The door on the left stays open (harder to see in this one, but it was more obvious in the one I saw), the objects in the background are more nonsensical the further away they are, and the stack of dog beds would probably not stay that neat if a coyote climbed into it.

@cwebber "Would you still prompt me if I was a worm? 🥺👉👈"

Does being a necromancer make you an expert at decryption?

(Cc @soatok )

@soatok "Solely responsible for muddying the waters for most people on what a fucking "server" is."

I cannot scream this loudly enough into the void.

If you want a real view into what decentralized resistance looks like, this article covers it very well.

https://crimethinc.com/2026/01/21/from-rapid-response-to-revolutionary-social-change-the-potential-of-the-rapid-response-networks

@cwebber https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AM0zMexL6ok

@cwebber Flea in the English localization says they're a guy, but then they say something along the lines of "What does it matter? Beauty is power, and I've got the power!"

@soatok > Jesus fucking Christ, what mouth-breathing, beady-eyed, slack-jawed, sister-fucking dipshits wrote this?

Was his name Claude?

@soatok Do you have an opinion on dholes?

Henlo yes I'm here to pick up my emotional support animal